4 Sexy Firemen, 1 Firetruck and a Gas Station

[LifeisaGarden]

These things were all a part of my afternoon today.

I pulled into the gas station & started pumping gas. It was so cold so I decided to let the pump run by itself so I could put my hands in my pockets. It was taking forever & I was freezing cold. I was chatting with the guy on the other side of the pump who was complaining of the same thing.

So anyway, my car holds about 14 gallons and I'm standing there looking at the gallons gauge on the gas pump and it's getting close to 14 gal but the pump never did turn off like it should so I stopped it myself. Quite frankly, I was tired of standing there too. I got in the car and I started smelling gas, and I mean a lot of gas, much more than the normal amount that you'd smell at a gas station.

I thought that I'd spilled gas on myself so I got out to wipe my hands with the provided wipes. Then I noticed a huge puddle under my car. I got on my knees to look under the car and that's when I saw gas pouring out all around the gas tank.

Not pouring out around the gas flap where you put the gas in the car but pouring out the tank under the car.

So, to make a long story short, I ended up having to have my car towed to the mechanic and in order to have it towed the fire department had to come and inspect the scene to make sure it was safe since it was a large amount of gas.

[PanthaSan]

Wow, close call. Glad to hear you are ok.

Or.....

Maybe it's a devious trick so you can make Dan pump all of the gas.....

[LifeisaGarden]

Nah, I pump my own gas unless he's driving my car.

[LifeisaGarden]

The fire chief said it could be towed as long as no one cranked it and stayed there to make sure everything went ok.

The gas station attendants didn't know how to handle the spill. I'm glad the firemen know how to do their job.

I love firemen!

[Darth Biscuit]

Does Dan know about said firemen?

[LifeisaGarden]

Yes, and he almost ruined the moment for me.

[CatsMeow]

Does Dan know about said firemen?

And where are the pictures?

[Darth Biscuit]

Yes, and he almost ruined the moment for me.

And where are the pictures?

Nooooo... this is a no sausage zone.

[LifeisaGarden]

And where are the pictures?

Dang, you know I didn't even think to get one!

I bet they'd let me take a picture of them if I showed up at the fire department tomorrow with some of my Sex Cookies.

[Darth Biscuit]

What are these sex cookies you speak of?

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Sex cookies are those things I delete off my computer so the wife doesn't see what kinds of sites I visit.

[CatsMeow]

LIAG, these are the kinds of firemen I'm imagining, so just let me keep thinking these are the guys who helped you out...

[Darth Biscuit]

Ahhhhhhhh. My eyes.

[CatsMeow]

Yes, mine, too.