Festivus Meals for inmates

[Jangler]

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-12-13/inmate-seeking-kosher-meals-cites-festivus-belief.html

A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.

The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved for inmates with religious needs.

Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole.

Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.

Festivus Dinner

In "The Strike," a celebratory dinner is shown on the evening of Festivus prior to the Feats of Strength and during the Airing of Grievances. The on-air meal was shown to be some sort of meatloaf. The original holiday dinner in the O'Keefe household featured turkey or ham followed by a Pepperidge Farm cake decorated with M&M's, as described in detail in O'Keefe's The Real Festivus. In the Seinfeld episode no alcohol is served at the dinner, but George Costanza's boss, Mr. Kruger, drinks from a hip flask.

If the dumbass had gotten it right, he might still be eating the Holy Festivus Dinner...

[CLTPanther]

Wonder what Wesley Pipes will be having

[CatsMeow]

What, no pole? It's not really Festivus without it.

[Jangler]

I wonder what his grievances will be?

[Kitten Diver]

Wonder what Wesley Pipes will be having

Dat white girl of course!

[Murph]

Vending machines don't sell anal lube perhaps?