You have to take a dump...

[The Saltman]

But you are on a plane and a morbidly obese man who just had 5 bags of peanuts has taken a dump in the only bathroom on the plane.

What do u do?

[Guild]

How bad do I have to go? 'Cause sometimes when you gotta go you gotta go.

[The Saltman]

Like u cant wait bad

[Guild]

Then I get my business done and deal with it.

[Hawk]

just go but leave the door open for some fresh air

[CLTPanther]

I work in a small office. There was this like 350lb guy that used to work here and you couldn't go into the bathroom within an hour after he went in there or you'd have to have an exorcisim upon exit. We routinely would use the wimmin's bathroom with a scout at the door after he made the mens room walls cry.

[Kettle]

play angry birds while dumping

[The Saltman]

Lol

[Guild]

You'd think people who tore it up that badly would change their diet a little. Less meat more lettuce.

[boo7382]

I work in a small office. There was this like 350lb guy that used to work here and you couldn't go into the bathroom within an hour after he went in there or you'd have to have an exorcisim upon exit. We routinely would use the wimmin's bathroom with a scout at the door after he made the mens room walls cry.

This same thing used to happen where I used to work. We were on a floor with like 200 people. This guy was probably almost 400 lbs and had his own stench to him. He would eat extremely unhealthy too. The guys used to come back from the bathroom and just from the looks on their faces u could tell that they had experienced it.

Since they didn't want him to know, they would also call it "code red" and so no one would go in the bathroom within at least 30 minutes of a code red.

So glad Im not a guy for that reason.

[Chimera]

I don't feel comfortable talking to you about what to do in unusual circumstances on an airplane.

[The Saltman]

[Kettle]

don't they allow you a pack of matches on flights now?

[Zcustom]

Trick question, that guy can't get through the bathroom door on a plane.