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Gayest thing your GF/wife made you do


Matt Foley

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My wife asked me to get her some pads once.. Once. Was at Sam's Club so I got the big pack, of the wrong thing. That was 3 years ago, and the Extra-Long Always are still in the linen closet, never to be used...

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The gayest thing she made me do?

She forced me to give a blowjob to some drunk hobo.

Well, OK OK, technically she didn't force me, she just asked me.

Alright, whatever, she didn't specifically ask me, just hinted at it alot.

OK fine, she didn't even know about it. damnit f**k you guys

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The gayest thing she made me do?

She forced me to give a blowjob to some drunk hobo.

Well, OK OK, technically she didn't force me, she just asked me.

Alright, whatever, she didn't specifically ask me, just hinted at it alot.

OK fine, she didn't even know about it. damnit f**k you guys

Mine asked me for 10 bucks, then turned around and gave it to a bum. I was pissed. In fact, it broke us up.

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