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Been there, done that...but Charlie Sheen has done lost his mind (NBC interview)

The Pieyed Piper

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Hata's gonna hate. In all seriousness though, it sounds very much like a manic episode. I have had one, at least I think that's what it was, and while his actions are fairly dangerious; to him, he see's nothing wrong with it and it only fuels him more when people give him poo about it. I used to tell people having a manic episode was really pretty great because you don't give a flying *** what anyone else thinks about what you say or do... wait.. i need to call my therapist real quick

Yeah but did your manic episode have pr0n queens putting out? :D

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Life lessons from Charlie Sheen

LESSONS FROM CHARLIE SHEEN:

1. When you’re with Charlie Sheen, you’re a winner.

2. Ambien is a bad drug with a half-life of 22,000 years.

3. Children should drink beer at home so as not to appear to be “amateurs.”

4. “Rock bottom” is a fishing term popularized by Jimmy Buffett.

5. “Comfort” television programming should never be “snatched away.”

6. Charlie’s stories are 2 hot 4 “Two and a Half Men.”

7. Actors are mere puppets.

8. Once Mr. Sheen existed on a single piece of bread for three days.

9. Children are “awesome;” also “different.”

10. Fair interviews are only held in the dugout of Yankee Stadium.

11. The coolest party in the world happened 22 years ago. No proof exists.

12. Michael Jackson’s fatal error was doing hospital drugs in a casual manner.

13. Hoard “wisdom stories.”

14. Don’t be too “terrestrial.”

15. “Sail across the winds of the universe” whenever possible. If feasible, bring along goddesses in sunglasses.

16. Goddesses struggle to make instant coffee because they are confused by the instructions “mix the powder with water.”

17. Don’t have “burnout” in your “gearbox.” Just have “go.”

18. The score card doesn’t lie at the end of the game, so prepare your apologies to Charlie Sheen, because “defeat is not an option” for a “man of his word, unlike everyone else in the mix.” Don’t buy into the “voodoo talk,” just look in the mirror and vow to “behave differently.”

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