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GQ rates Eagles fans as worst in America

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The Worst Sports Fans in America

Over the years, Philadelphia fans have booed Santa Claus, their own star players, and most absurdly, the recipient of America's very first hand transplant, whose crime was dribbling in a ceremonial first pitch—thrown with his freshly transplanted hand. Boooo! Admittedly, there are some things fans have cheered. Like Michael Irvin's career-ending neck injury and a fan being tased on the outfield grass. Things reached their nadir last season, when Citizens Bank Park played host to arguably the most heinous incident in the history of sports: A drunken fan intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl. The truth is this: All told, Philadelphia stadiums house the most monstrous collection of humanity outside of the federal penal system. "Some of these people would boo the crack in the Liberty Bell," baseball legend Pete Rose once said. More likely, these savages would have thrown the battery that cracked it.

Also trashed...

Laker fans (too starstruck)

Wisconsin Badger fans (drunks)

Cowboy fans (delusional losers)

LSU fans (utterly insane)

Yankee fans (obvious reasons)

Duke fans (spoiled rich kids)

Red Sox fans (hypocrites)

Raider fans (thuggish and creepy)

WVU fans (hillbillies) :mad:

Phillies fans (lumped in with Eagle fans)

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