Continuing Education for Women this Fall

[bleys]

Fall Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By March 31, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Target* Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

And my favorite

Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

[boo7382]

lol, I normally shop by myself...the only other one I will allow with me is my sister...

and that one should be changed from wal mart to target.....can't go in there without spending $100 most of the time

[bleys]

lol, I normally shop by myself...the only other one I will allow with me is my sister...

and that one should be changed from wal mart to target.....can't go in there without spending $100 most of the time

edited for accuracy... ;)

and that's good to know about your shopping preferences.. I hate wandering around aimlessly in a mall..

[Shufdog]

No sammich making classes?

[bleys]

I knew it was only a matter of time....

[boo7382]

edited for accuracy... ;)

and that's good to know about your shopping preferences.. I hate wandering around aimlessly in a mall..

I wont even go with like girlfriends...I mean I will go, but I wont be serious about it. Ill just kind of meander for a couple minutes then say, you ready to go?

My sister and I go in there and do work....but thats normally about a 5 hour long event..

no offense, but what do guys have to offer when it comes to shopping? If its tight or shows cleavage, I know you are going to like it...you don't give a poo about the fit or the colors or whether or not it makes my hair color look dull.

I don't see the point of bringing a guy along unless

a. he begs for it and knows what he is in for

or

b. hes gay

[bleys]

I wont even go with like girlfriends...I mean I will go, but I wont be serious about it. Ill just kind of meander for a couple minutes then say, you ready to go?

My sister and I go in there and do work....but thats normally about a 5 hour long event..

no offense, but what do guys have to offer when it comes to shopping? If its tight or shows cleavage, I know you are going to like it...you don't give a poo about the fit or the colors or whether or not it makes my hair color look dull.

I don't see the point of bringing a guy along unless

a. he begs for it and knows what he is in for

or

b. hes gay

nothing.. I'm glad you realize this. :cool:

[TarPanther9180]

No sammich making classes?

That's what I was wondering

[Hawk]

not a shopper at all, so the tight and cleavage works for me!!!

can we add one more class...

class 13...Do you really need all that damn clothes?

class 13.1 Closets - what does half really mean

[TarPanther9180]

I wont even go with like girlfriends...I mean I will go, but I wont be serious about it. Ill just kind of meander for a couple minutes then say, you ready to go?

My sister and I go in there and do work....but thats normally about a 5 hour long event..

no offense, but what do guys have to offer when it comes to shopping? If its tight or shows cleavage, I know you are going to like it...you don't give a poo about the fit or the colors or whether or not it makes my hair color look dull.

I don't see the point of bringing a guy along unless

a. he begs for it and knows what he is in for

or

b. hes gay

I absolutely hate to go shopping for myself, much less going with a woman to do it. However, my g/f and I have a weight loss wager going on and if I lose, I have to take her shopping for a new outfit and pay for it...which I don't intend on doing.

[bleys]

not a shopper at all, so the tight and cleavage works for me!!!

can we add one more class...

class 13...Do you really need all that damn clothes?

class 13.1 Closets - what does half really mean

excellent addition.

[Dpantherman]

I always get compliments about things I pick out for people. They think I'm some shopping guru, truth be told, I spend about 5 minutes 'shopping' for someone, including the time it takes to checkout. Luck of the draw.

[boo7382]

not a shopper at all, so the tight and cleavage works for me!!!

can we add one more class...

class 13...Do you really need all that damn clothes?

class 13.1 Closets - what does half really mean

YES I do need all of those clothes....we NEED variety or we will go crazy...

get your own damn closet :)

[Panthers_Lover]

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