Jump to content
  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Jorge likes the huddle too


LifeisaGarden

Recommended Posts

Jorge usually tortures them to death slowly to make sure all the little critters kinfolk can hear, then he eats it. Sometimes he vomits it back up for everyone to see.

Zao throws mice against the wall causing the little fuggers to become concussed I'm sure. Then they cant run away and he bats them around before removing their heads....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Zao throws mice against the wall causing the little fuggers to become concussed I'm sure. Then they cant run away and he bats them around before removing their heads....

We don't have mice, just insects and spiders. But I'm sure one wouldn't stand a chance.

I caught my daughter who is 10, "training" him to hunt. She tied the chirpy mouse toy to a string and tied the other end to our doxie's harness. Then she took out the lazer light for the dog to chase. I've never seen anything so funny in my life. It sounded like WW3. All you could see is a cat chasing a mouse chasing a dog chasing a red light.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ceiling Cat Creed

We blieves in one big kitteh, Ceiling Cat,

who maded teh urfs an teh skiez an all teh cheezburgers an teh invizibul bicycles an stuff. We blieves in one happycat, Jeebus,

onliest son ov Ceiling Cat, bornded beefor all teh cheezburgers an stuffs, He gots some Ceiling Cat in him, srsly, k? He helpded Ceiling Cat makes all teh cheezburgers an stuffs. "Fer all teh kittehs he comez down frum teh ceiling

an beez a kitteh thru da Force an teh virjn Hello Kitty! wit no hankie pankies, an was reely a kitteh, srsly. He got teh crucify fer us kittehs by Pilate; An gots todally pwned and faceplanted. An caem bak to lief on teh thrd dai liek it wuz fortolded in teh Bible An went bak up to teh Ceiling, an tuk a nappy in teh sunbeam nex to Ceiling Cat. He will come bak daon frum teh Ceiling, to be teh judge ov teh live kittehs an teh dead kittehs. An hiz kitteh kingdum bees furevr. We blieves in Hovercat, teh giber ov life,

who comes frum Ceiling Cat, who we lurves jus like Ceiling Cat an Happycat, an who tellz teh profits whut to sai. We blieves in teh itteh bitteh kitteh committeh. We DO NOT WANT baffs, but will hav wun fur furgivness. We spektin to caem bak to life after we faceplant, an lives furever in teh Ceiling.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...