Finished A Dance w Dragons Major spoilers, Do Not Click if YOu havent finished.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

[The Saltman]

mmmmmmmmmmmm thanks sweet pea

[PanthersFanNY]

Along with Saltman, I read this series in about two months. I don't know the pain of waiting five years for the next one, but I'm sure it'll drive me crazy. I'm also nervous that GRRM is going to die before it's done. He's fat as fug and he isn't getting any younger.

As far as the book goes:

-Jon Snow can't be dead (permanently). I'm guessing he either just isn't dead or he'll be revived in secret by Melisandre. Was it annoying to anyone else that Jon kept asking everyone for advice, not taking it, then wondering why people didn't like him?

-Dany's chapters were fairly boring. I'm thinking that she'll need the horn from the

Greyjoys to control her dragons. What the fug is that whole "you need to pay in blood" or whatever to use it that was written in runes?

-Coldhands = Benjen Stark?

-The last greenseer = Brynden Rivers?

-Stannis probably not dead, Ramsay is a crazy asshole. Did you guys catch those parts hinting he is into bestiality? fugin crazy.

-I'm hoping Jaime doesn't die, as I've actually grown to like him as a character. He's changed since the start of the series. I can't see any way around it if Brienne does take him in front of Lady Stoneheart. She'll hang his ass for sure.

-I hope Aegon is real, but I don't know why. Remember when Maester Aemon said that Rhaegar mistakenly believed he was the prince who was promised? Who is the real prince? Jon Snow?

-I wish Rhaegar was still alive. He sounds like he was fuging awesome.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Coldhands use is at an end I believe, and we'll never find out who he really was.

Ramsay is the motherfuging man and you better show respect to the Lord of Winterfell.

[mav1234]

manderly >>> all. hahahaha you fuging freys, eat it. literally.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Varys is probably my new favorite character after the 5th book.

[Bronn]

I wonder how many pages of TWOW are done? lol

[The Saltman]

101

[Bronn]

REZ

Howland Reed and his crannogmen have been too absent in this story for my liking...

Howland Reed = Jaqen H'ghar? lulz

[Porn Shop Clerk]

howland reed = barristan selmy

[Bronn]

Now that would be pretty sweet...

[Bronn]

Who do you think the heads of the dragons are?

Dany, Jon, and?? Aegon?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

see other thread

[Bronn]

no no, this thread is for spoilers, remember?