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Farting during sex

Zod

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LiQuiD

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Zod, you're implying that the fart doesn't instantly turn your codpiece into a vibrator. You can't hide it!

Trust me...it's pretty awesome to see the look on her face when mine makes that momentary transition to a Guybrator.

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charlotte49er Newbie

charlotte49er

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There's an Asian hooker joke in here somewhere. Wow I just farted when typing that.

About the hooker to suggest to the guy they do a "69"?

She farts and he just pases it off. Then she farts again and he stops and says, "Mam, I'm don't mean to be disrespectful. Actually, I'm having a pretty good time. However, I can't stand 67 more of those!" :ack2:

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Ivan The Awesome Mentor

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what if she were to queef? would you act like you didn't hear it..or would you stop and laugh?

That used to happen a lot to my ex GF. The first time I heard it, It made me stop what I was doing and laugh my ass off buck naked with her looking at me with the intention to hit my ball sack as hard as she could.

I never got used to it man, every time I heard that "prrft" sound I had to laugh. Ironically it was during anal sex. She queefs during anal sex. Explain that to me...

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Antique Joke Time

Guy is invited to dinner to meet his girlfriends parents.

While enjoying dinner, has a sudden urge to fart.

He tries to let it slip out silently.

It makes a racket anyhow.

His girlfriend looks in his direction and yells "ROVER!"

Looking under his chair, he sees the dog.

He thinks to himself, "Wow, he, he, that was close, she thinks it was the dog."

Little while later, he needs too fart again. He tries again to let it slip quietly out. Again a bit more of a racket.

Girlfriend again, looks at the dog and yell "ROVER!"

The boy chuckles to himself, "Ha,ha, Got by with another."

After another while, the boy needs to turn loose of another.

He just lets fly this time. "BLOOOOOFTT!"

The girl again looks at the dog and yells,

"ROVER, you damn fool! You gonna sit there and let him sh!t all over you?"

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