Dear restaurants who dont offer paper towels in your rest rooms

[Guest]

I always use paper towels or my shirt to open the door. The best is automatic toilets, sinks and doors. Beautiful.

[Zcustom]

this is really a complaint?

and who knew a group of internerds would also be germophobes

nerds

[Mrs Pantherfan]

yes! I don't want your nasty cooter juice or fecal flakes on my hands..I've got my own to worry about

[Zcustom]

pfft my cooter juice is divine

[The Saltman]

so z really does have a cooter?

[Zcustom]

yeah it's about 22 fat rolls deep

[Scrumtrilescent]

God, you're a bunch of bubble boys.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

your mom is a bubble boy!

[Guest]

God, you're a bunch of bubble boys.

*note to self - never shake Scrums hand. Ever.*

[Johnny Rockets]

About an hour ago I was walking down the hall with a co-worker chatting and we both walked into the bathroom. I walked in washed my hands then headed to the urinal. Guy said "Did you really just wash your hands before pissing?".

Why wouldn't I? I just opened the bathroom door and am about to touch my d*ck which is the cleanest part of my body (well, technically I will verify that when the tests come back). Makes perfect sense to me but apparently not so much to anyone else.

[Zcustom]

Makes perfect sense to me JR, I wash my junk in the morning and nothing touches it but my clean clothes.

HOW IS IT DIRTY?!?!?!?

[Carolina Husker]

Ate at a place down in Ormond where they had paper towels and then a hand sensor where you waved in front of it and the door would open.

Easier and less expensive.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

my d*ck which is the cleanest part of my body (well, technically I will verify that when the tests come back). Makes perfect sense to me but apparently not so much to anyone else.

you probably need to go ahead and boil that thing.... just to be safe

[Scrumtrilescent]

That'd be way too small for my foot.