Just Got A Job....

[SN03]

I delivered pizza for a couple of years. Every person I delivered to was a smoking hot chick who came to the door wearing just a towel and always needed help drying off. They all tipped $100 per pizza as well. Great job. You'll love it.

Completely false, but funny nonetheless.

Last night I got a hot waitress' number at Buffalo Wild Wings. I asked her what she looks for in a guy & she rambled on about a bunch of BS that I wasn't particularly listening to. I then asked her if she knew what I looked for in a girl. She said what's that & I replied with, "my dick." She blushed & walked away, then came back with the tab & it had her name/number on it.

Girls are so slutty it's not even funny. I did it as a joke cause my friends dared me to. I was expecting to get the finger or something. But if I didn't have a gf I'd definitely hit her up. She was purdy.

[TNPanther]

Completely false, but funny nonetheless.

Last night I got a hot waitress' number at Buffalo Wild Wings. I asked her what she looks for in a guy & she rambled on about a bunch of BS that I wasn't particularly listening to. I then asked her if she knew what I looked for in a girl. She said what's that & I replied with, "my dick." She blushed & walked away, then came back with the tab & it had her name/number on it.

Girls are so slutty it's not even funny. I did it as a joke cause my friends dared me to. I was expecting to get the finger or something. But if I didn't have a gf I'd definitely hit her up. She was purdy.

Pics or it didn't happen.

:)

[ThaJackal]

I worked at AutoBell during college. Best job for school kids (during the school year and in the summer). Flexible hours, consistent paycheck and tips for spending. Can't beat it.

[SN03]

I worked at AutoBell during college. Best job for school kids (during the school year and in the summer). Flexible hours, consistent paycheck and tips for spending. Can't beat it.

I was a prostitute & had hot steamy no strings attached sex with hot rich women for $5/hr. Worth every three minutes, every time.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Loved my pizza delivery gig in college. Had a car I could throw around and not care about and got good gas mileage, though. However, nowadays I rarely like to eat pizza because the smell just got nauseating.

[TNPanther]

Loved my pizza delivery gig in college. Had a car I could throw around and not care about and got good gas mileage, though. However, nowadays I rarely like to eat pizza because the smell just got nauseating.

That's one thing going for me - my car gets awesome gas mileage (30mpg around town) and it's kinda-sorta a beater. How much did you make, gross?

[MadHatter]

I delivered pizza for a couple of years. Every person I delivered to was a smoking hot chick who came to the door wearing just a towel and always needed help drying off. They all tipped $100 per pizza as well. Great job. You'll love it.

And then you woke up from your nap.......

[mmmbeans]

I did it for a while... pretty fun job but there are better ways to make money.

[thefuzz]

I would wait tables before I did that. At least in addition to meeting new people, you will be getting laid on a daily basis.