Funny/Smart/Like to Write/Are a Person?

[Sapper]

Seriously, if you are of any of those things, sign up to write for Cracked.

http://www.cracked.com/write-for-cracked/

Okay, this is a shameless plug for a site I contribute to, but it honestly pays well (enough) and a lot of the recently submitted fan articles have downright sucked. I know this is the Huddle, so I'm not necessarily shooting fish in a barrel by pointing at 'troll of the day', but I know a good amount of people on this board would probably enjoy an opportunity to freelance.

[Jase]

I think I could bring up the sophistication level of their work by joining, but who would want to read jokes about the scarcity of good caviar in the Balkans?

[Scrumtrilescent]

I bet they'd love my diatribes about mayonnaise.