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Sweet Jesus it's almost Buffalo Turd time!

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Those little bundles of cornhole burning delight are so close that my butt hairs are starting to curl. Tis a great time of year my fellow tailgaters, tis a great time indeed! In a few short days we will hear that angelic sound of beer cans popping and smell that devil's cologne rising from the grills of the parking lots. This is what life is all about. Eating poo that would kill half the human population, drinking some cheap ass Miller Lite, and cheering on the greatest team on the planet.

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Go Panthers! And suck my jalapeno burnt ass Saints* fans.

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There will be at my tailgate. Not sure about the huddle tailgate. When I bought my PSLs I also picked up a parking pass and I park over on the west side of the stadium now so I haven't made a huddle tailgate in years. Last one I was at Bo about killed me with jello shots and I almost got kicked out of the seats I bought from Cosmo.

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you guys make them with the bread on the outside? i've seen them made that way but imo, all it does is take away from the flavor. i'm not a big bread lover myself. it's just filler. i'd rather focus on the pepper and lil smokie cheddery goodness all in a glorious bacon wrapping paper.

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How about you man up this year and show up at a Tailgate!

I won't make fun of your jean on jean ensemble ;)

I might this year. It's such a long walk though and my denim doesn't breath very well.

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bread????

yeah, i was surprised. i think they got some of those pillsbury crescent rolls or something and wrapped them up? i don't know. maybe folded them. i can't remember. i just remember them saying it was an ABT and i just shrugged and ate one. everything else on the inside was the same. they just baked it in the oven i guess.

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yeah, i was surprised. i think they got some of those pillsbury crescent rolls or something and wrapped them up? i don't know. maybe folded them. i can't remember. i just remember them saying it was an ABT and i just shrugged and ate one. everything else on the inside was the same. they just baked it in the oven i guess.

Sounds like a Club Level Buffalo Turd.

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