Saltman Owns a gas station

[Darth Biscuit]

We're all fuged.

[Mother Grabber]

Doesn't he own ALL the gas stations?

[The Saltman]

fug YA BITCHES

[Mother Grabber]

fug YA BITCHES

Is that 'Fig ya' as in 'w00t!', or 'Fug ya' as in 'Fug you!' I need to know if I should hate you or not. K Thanks!

[The Saltman]

both

[Darth Biscuit]

both

So now that I have your attention... are you coming to any games this season?

[The Saltman]

no sir. wish i could but me got no money

[Darth Biscuit]

no sir. wish i could but me got no money

Bastard. Me and J2 are talking about trying to get to the ATL game.

Raise gas prices more...

[The Saltman]

umm we already had the atl game this year bro lol

[Darth Biscuit]

umm we already had the atl game this year bro lol

The ATL game here in Charlotte... on Dec. 9. I'm not driving all the way down there.

[The Saltman]

ya and im not driving all the way up there :P

[Darth Biscuit]

ya and im not driving all the way up there :P

fork ya. Charlotte is closer to you than me mofo.

...and J has to drive like 5 hours.

It's ok if you don't wanna hang out with us. We see how you are.

j/k, please don't blow me up.

[The Saltman]

bazooka on its way

[Kettle]

fork ya. Charlotte is closer to you than me mofo.

...and J has to drive like 5 hours.

It's ok if you don't wanna hang out with us. We see how you are.

j/k, please don't blow me up.

If you're saying you have an extra ticket I might could use it. Do I get a discount on it though for having to sit with you? How about for bringing doughnuts?