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I have a propane grill and I throw some charcoals in the thing just to give it that flavor so I win fug everyone

Cowboys have a great season on the back of a career year by Demarco Murray. He's not on the team anymore. Yea their O-Line is good but give credit to Murray too. Cowboys step back to 8-8 next year.

Don't bring in any SPECIFIC examples from your current job but maybe write a mock-up one with some fake information.

100% planned. fug the NFL.

You called it! @ Jax

There's only two games on the schedule I'm pretty damn sure Carolina will lose and thats @Seattle and vs. Green Bay. After that the Panthers should be able to win every game and I'm going 14-2 because fug it we're due a baller season.

Didn't Kelvin Benjamin cancel a meeting with some team last year before the draft? I don't think it matters as long as he can play, dude. Maybe he doesn't want to play for a mediocre franchise. Edit: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24521497/report-tired-kelvin-benjamin-blows-off-workout-with-nfl-coach KB gets tired a lot apparently.

I guess we lose then, wow you are an offensive genius!

That's already Josh Norman's job.

Can't wait for the photo of him in the broom closet!!!

This is more of a depth/mentoring signing. That dude can teach players how to punch the ball out for fumbles better than anyone. Doubt he has the speed to play outside corner anymore...

Interesting signing. Definitely there to mentor the young corners Bene and Norman.

Only retards would take this retarded click-bait seriously. The draft is where teams actually improve and it hasn't even happened yet.

Since 2008: Joe Flacco, Matt Ryan, Mark Sanchez, Andy Dalton, Andrew Luck, Russell Wilson, RGIII....NOT rare at all.

Yea beating the Saints 41-10 in New Orleans and beating Falcons 34-3 in Atlanta to finish off the season means the Panthers will definitely finish third in the division.

Is this an April Fool's joke though? I don't know which way is up or down anymore.

BOLD PREDICTION

Perriman hands down. Dude could explode in Carolina's offense. I think Gettleman could scope a LT in the later rounds.

The amount of publicity the two recent additions at tackle have received throughout their careers is astronomical. (Oher, Martin)

Did Chicago pay him more or something?

I mean if you dig enough you can always find someone who wrote something stupid about something...

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12558401/cleveland-browns-atlanta-falcons-informed-discipline-violating-league-policies Falcons for pumping in artificial crowd noise, Browns for texting during games.

If I'm Gettleman I want my franchise QB playing in a contract year. Historically players have their best years in contract years. After this season if he lights it up they can either sign him to a long-term deal, or tag him and work something out. It also protects the Panthers in case Cam gets injured.

No brainer keeping TD's badass around

Ron would be like, the best assistant head coach/defensive coordinator in the NFL. But yea he's like the most mediocre head coach ever. He's not bad, the guys play hard for him and the team typically comes out prepared, but he's not going to out coach anyone.