SmittysLawnGuy

That's not what you need to be thinking about at all. You need to be on the Huddle Fantasy waiver wire wondering why you're GM'ing like Hurney out there. Your team stinks! Just jokes man. Couldn't help myself.

I don't see why not. His tackling looks a lot better too this year. We'd have to give him corner money to play safety though. He's gonna want a payday.

Crazy as it may sound, Donte is faster than both of them.

Well golly! That's like traden that Will Grur feller for a top 10 pick you draft monkeys!

Dude, Tuck their about to blow your perfect season. Tucker: Hold my beer.

66 yrd game winner wow.

Exactly what I was thinking. Hell it could be the thoraxmunicipalpitaion or the johnsonviklemacevalia. Come on Rapsheet we need more!

These guys would make John Riggins look pedestrian . Our solution? Let's blast Chubba up in there! That'll show em.

I'm not good with abbreviations. Are you asking him to get in his own booty hole with his shmeckel?

Come on man I did preface it. I could have worded it better but I was drunk as hell. I'm just glad the words formed coherent sentences. Of course it's not a blessing. Sam the Cat was correct. I should have said silver lining but I think I made my point.

Then Freeman steps in and has springs, power and 30 lbs, on Matt's wife's pick and you ask yourself, WTF!

Loved how Darnold settled down after CMC got hurt. Hated, Chubba Hubbard on 4th and 1 was an atrocious play call. Get your head out of your ass.

That's exactly what my drunk ass was trying to say.

Guess I'm nuts. Let's not teach Sam to throw to wide opened streaking receivers so we can get 8 yards to our broken down Ferrari.

How do you not see that helping him when he's not there? Now when he comes back, poof magic!

Depends on your perspective. Does he make our QB better because he doesn't rely on him or are you Ok with losing in the wild card game but CMC got you 200 yards.

Ok so I'm trying to make cupcakes out of cauliflower here but hear me out. At first we sputtered without CMC. Once Sam knew his baby blanket got cooked to ash he manned up an started making down field plays. I actually believe this could be exactly what we needed. Mind you he needs to figure it out pretty quickly but when Mc is your 1st 2nd and 3rd option how are you growing? By the time CM gets back this guy might be reading D's. See those early wide open receivers down field? He didn't cause guess who he wanted to throw to? May cost us a game or two but it may be well worth it come January.

And are only ranked 16th in team rush %. That's front 4 domination.

Ahhhh. Thank you for not making me beg!

Tunsil vs Burns sounds fun.

Great stat. The Panthers are ranked #1 in pressure percentage but only rank 16 in blitz percentage. Think about that. If you can get that much pressure with just your front four, big things are bound to happen. In Snow we trust.

Ked Woodley would like a word with you. Do you think we would be off to this 2-0 start without his glorious words to strike fear into the foe on game days?

Fun watch. Thought it was gonna be tongue n cheek especially with that beautiful attire but that was legit analysis. Though his previous 2 #1 teams got blown out. For this week we can like him though.