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  1. SmittysLawnGuy
    Funny story. My Bff is a diehard Cowboy fan. We were on our way to go golfing when I said CeeDee Lamb looks legit. He went on a tirade about how they only took him to light a fire under Zeke. I gently shook my head and changed the subject. Mind you he was decked out in Dallas garb age. I'm assuming he meant Tony Pollard but your best bet with a Cowboy fan is to just walk away.
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    Love it. I do know they kicked ass and we better bring our CMCless A game though. Thank goodness they've had all week to prepare and scheme a game plan without him. If we see a bunch of Chubba drops in the flat or instant tackles, then you know we have a lot to be worried about because the scheme is CMC or bust.
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    They're* I was being hasty. Don't mind others with appalling grammer but I can't stand my own.
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    Pretty sure there your words brother. No putting words in your mouth on my end but I digress. If it was light hearted I'll go with it.
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    Since when is Shi smith + trash going to net us a starting Left Tackle, did you forget to throw in our first rounder?
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    We aren't going to be able to take entire quarters off, that's for sure.
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    Unconfirmed reports say he was hazing too many teammates with a technique called The Dirty Sanchez. One anonymous source said he couldn't get rid of the smell for days.
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    And so we don't get the dreaded Hershey Kiss.
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    Feels like Urban Meyer snatched that kid out of class and told him to edit that video. A quick about face that was. Lol.
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    That's not what you need to be thinking about at all. You need to be on the Huddle Fantasy waiver wire wondering why you're GM'ing like Hurney out there. Your team stinks! Just jokes man. Couldn't help myself.
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    I don't see why not. His tackling looks a lot better too this year. We'd have to give him corner money to play safety though. He's gonna want a payday.
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    Crazy as it may sound, Donte is faster than both of them.
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    Well golly! That's like traden that Will Grur feller for a top 10 pick you draft monkeys!
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    Dude, Tuck their about to blow your perfect season. Tucker: Hold my beer.
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    66 yrd game winner wow.
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    Exactly what I was thinking. Hell it could be the thoraxmunicipalpitaion or the johnsonviklemacevalia. Come on Rapsheet we need more!
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    These guys would make John Riggins look pedestrian . Our solution? Let's blast Chubba up in there! That'll show em.
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    I'm not good with abbreviations. Are you asking him to get in his own booty hole with his shmeckel?
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    Come on man I did preface it. I could have worded it better but I was drunk as hell. I'm just glad the words formed coherent sentences. Of course it's not a blessing. Sam the Cat was correct. I should have said silver lining but I think I made my point.
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    Then Freeman steps in and has springs, power and 30 lbs, on Matt's wife's pick and you ask yourself, WTF!
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    Loved how Darnold settled down after CMC got hurt. Hated, Chubba Hubbard on 4th and 1 was an atrocious play call. Get your head out of your ass.
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    That's exactly what my drunk ass was trying to say.
  24. SmittysLawnGuy
    Guess I'm nuts. Let's not teach Sam to throw to wide opened streaking receivers so we can get 8 yards to our broken down Ferrari.
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    How do you not see that helping him when he's not there? Now when he comes back, poof magic!
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