PandaMan

Yep. For a guy who loves the tough guy persona, he sure loves hiding when the going gets tough

It’s a wonderful sense of immediately relief. The boogeyman is finally out of the building. Unfortunately, all of his minions remain and there’s no inkling of what what the hell Tep does next, so it’s only a flighting sense of peace. Just gonna ride the rest of the season and hope we don’t botch this next hire

I have COVID and was coughing pretty hard last night (no fever or anything, only coughing rn) but I swear it gave me a hernia. it was a sign from Marty Hernia himself that his last gift would be departing us today

There certainly is; it’s called cyanide. This feels bittersweet since it should’ve happened last year. fuging Shahid Khan had to go and hire Urban Meyer to overshadow Rhule’s ineptitude last year. Better late than never. Tepper HAS to hire consultants to help with this next hire. I have no faith in the man to make the right choice by himself

They’d probably trade down for a heap load of picks to some team desperate for a QB as long as Pickett doesn’t pull a Jimmy Clausen for the rest of the season

I can hear the post-game presser now after someone mentions our trash offense. “If our offense was inefficient, why did we get XXX passing yards in the 4th?”

He’s been extremely improved this season. Getting his hands up, rushing the passer, getting penetration on tackles for loss. In a season of poo he’s been a bright spot

What’s Brandon Williams up to? We went from Swole Bones to Slow Bones, man.

His name also sounds like a Dwarven sheep shearer, pretty bad ass. Hope he can stick around

Has shaq been going to the Tre Boston school of tackling? Why is he just throwing his body at people today?

We have him next year and then another if we pick up the option. He’s been quite good this season

Wilson making plays today!

Matt Rhule puts the anal in analytics

Yeah, I’m mostly just venting. About to start chugging some martinis

It sucks because we should be so much better. John Fox was cooked after that year and we all knew it.last year of contract, lockout, etc. We don’t even really know if Rhule is going anywhere. Seeing the potential be squandered by such incompetence, while the owner sits on his fake brass balls, is the killer. Armchair GMs and coaches on this site would be doing a better job than who we have in charge. It doesn’t take seven fuging years to do a re-build in the NFL

Ian Thomas runs like how people run when they’re fleeing something in their dreams

Derrick Brown’s been looking at Baker film lol he’s been knocking quite a few passes down this year. Let’s go big man!

Told y’all to pick up Coleman in fantasy this week. He’s going to keep eating

If the game is close I’m always rooting for a win. Once we’re down by the inevitable 14 or so I just go for the route

Batted pass, CMC up the gut for 2, incomplete on a dig route to DJ

It doesn’t matter our personnel or coaches, Kyle Shanahan has always made a mockery of our defense with the run game, and he’s done it to much better defenses than this. Pick up Deebo Samuel this week in fantasy, folks. Pick up Tevin Coleman while you’re at it, it’s his first active game this season and he always shreds us, too.

Yeah, loved Smitty giving the defense props. They’ve been playing about as good as they can considering how shite our offense has been. The offense basically being RPO without the R was one of my favorite things he said. Mentioned Foreman is nowhere to be seen, Baker can’t find throwing lanes like he should, while smaller guys like Murray and Brees don’t have those batted ball problems, and ended with a disgusted face asking “what is McAdoo doing?” I don’t know Stevonne… I just don’t know. Was also nice to hear him say his two teams are the Panthers and his Utah Utes. Love hearing him not talk about the Ravens (except for that cool little Suggs story). always an entertaining time with 89

This is after Ian Thomas is the first read on the the initial 6 passing plays, of course

8 catches, 124 yards, 2 TD’s, goes on IR after the game

Allen Iverson is shaking his head right now