Missing Toys....

[Anybodyhome]

In the "I can't remember where I put that thing" category....

 

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26111639/surgeons-find-10-year-old-sex-toy-inside-womans-body

 

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to a report by STV News, the 38-year-old visited Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after contracting sepsis and experiencing severe weight loss and urinary incontinence.  At the hospital, doctors conducted an X-ray of her abdomen, which showed the five-inch toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.

[pstall]

Now that's what I call a toy story....

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[Ja Rhule]

5 inch?

[Jangler]

seems like a good place for this


A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.
"Fellas! My p***y is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her p***y. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is sucked in. He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.
"Is someone else in here?" he asks.
"Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says.
"Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says.
"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."

[TheAmericanDream]

I'm sure the batteries were dead.

[Ja Rhule]

There is a video online if a hot chick doing webcam with champagne bottle and cork shot inside her vagina and she could find it. Priceless.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

I'm been really into poo and pee porn lately.