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Drunken Bear Fights...


Panthro

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This thread is dedicated to drunken bear fights. It's where huddlers can get together and share stories on their experiences drunken bear fights...maybe exchange pointers and strategies. Answer questions like who is drunk...the bear or the man?

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that was my first thought too!!!

 

 

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose.  I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it.  He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood.  One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there.  I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

 

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

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that was my first thought too!!!

 

 

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose.  I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it.  He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood.  One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there.  I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

 

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

 

You were at prom, huh?  Didn't notice you...

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that was my first thought too!!!

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose. I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it. He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood. One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there. I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

Hahaha! she.

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I'm surprised Hawk is very visible in this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No not really

 

and where is JR?  Bears and Zimas were mentioned, his radar must be turned off. 

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