Philadelphia is a fuged up place....go figure.

[Jangler]

yeah....when they (the robots, not Philadelphians) start decapitating us, then you wont have the feels so much, at least not the good ones.

[Captroop]

Philadelphia is a city full of provincials who think they are New Yorkers. And I think that identity crisis fugs them up in the head. I mean seriously, I've never seen someone slam their fist on a cab and start yelling obscenities at the driver on a cobbled road.

It's a beautiful city ruined by horrible people. I'd only go back if someone held a gun to my head and made me choose between Philly or New Orleans.

[Mayor Qumiby]

Yea Philly sucks. I've only been there once but it was enough.  If I go back to PA I'll just go to the Poconos fug Philly.

Just look at the recent reports out of their football stadium.  some one intentionally puked on some young girl and her dad,  wtf!

 

And don't get me started on their cheese steaks...how the fug can you claim you have the best cheesesteaks if you put freakin cheesewiz on that poo. I can get one from Jersey Mikes that's 1000 times better.