Somebody put the empty jar of Duke's mayo in the fridge

[Jangler]

Now I have to use mustard instead

[PoundCat]

Rule of thumb: never let your tank get lower than a quarter tank before you fill up. Works for gas, your favorite hard liquor, Duke's Mayo, coffee filters, dish soap, etc...never be in danger of running out!

[The Huddler]

fug that poo.   Knowing you, take it to your room and get your favorite pics of your crush half your age, and fill that poo with "mayo". 

Prank em

[Jangler]

coffee filters, good idea

[Jangler]

6/10ths

[Mother Grabber]

maybe you should consider moving out of your parents house

[Jangler]

 

[arbnranger]

[coralreefer_1]

heavens knows that sound of metal butterknife clanging against an empty  jar of mayo hoping to get just one last moist sandwich from it....

 

 

the poor old days...

[Jangler]

*no bear rugs were harmed

[PoundCat]

3 hours ago, Jangler said:

coffee filters, good idea

If you're desperate, you might be able to engineer a filter using a paper towel, but it's not recommended. Yes, I'm speaking (typing) from personal experience. Never again, my friend. 

[The Lone Panther]

Hellman's, man, Hellman's. 

[billionairemonk]

9 minutes ago, The Lone Panther said:

Hellman's, man, Hellman's. 

blasphemy

[the butch]

Two words: rubber spatula.