Jump to content

  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Im freaking bored

Squirrel

By Squirrel,
in Huddle Lounge

Recommended Posts

mr beauxjangles Newbie

mr beauxjangles

Posted
Posted

Here's my contribution:

Stranger: hi

You: what is up

Stranger: nm, u ?

You: cleanin ma ears

You: they dirtay

Stranger: ok ..

You: gotta have clean ears ya know

You: its vital

Stranger: ok ..

You: say something interesting

Stranger: why ?

You: cause you are boring me right now

Stranger: u r boring me ..

Stranger: u can say something interesting ..

You: i got a ball of cheese delivered to my office today

You: that was interesting

Stranger: ok ..

You: what, you got something against cheese

Stranger: no ..

You: fugin hell. choose between a period or an elypses. two dots ain't poo in the world of punctuation.

Stranger: ....

You: do you have anything to contribute to this conversation?

Stranger: no .. do u ?

You: there you go with the two dots again. and yes, i have all kinds of nuggets to share. what else do you want to know?

Stranger: something thats not about food

You: i have strangely large thumbs. they are more like pads actually, rather unifrom in radius from the knuckle.

Stranger: ok .. thats nice 2 know

You: if i gave you a friend chicken breast and leg right now, what two sides would you want?

Stranger: whaat ?

You: if i gave you some fried chicken right now, what two side items would you want to eat with it?

You: simple fuging question

You: answer it

Stranger: u like talking about food ..

You: fug me do you have a speck of imagination

Stranger: no ..

You: well that settles that. good luck with life, friend.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • PMH4OWPW7JD2TDGWZKTOYL2T3E.jpg

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • t96
      Hall of Fame candidates announced

      By t96 · Posted

      I'd love to have Eli as our QB. He was a proven baller in the playoffs, and still a legit franchise QB who was better than the majority of the league in the regular season. Honestly the Giants didn't build many great teams around him. Put him in a beneficial situation like Belichick, Reid, Tomlin, etc. run and he could've won more than 2 SBs if you ask me. He was on a lot of bad teams, like really bad teams, throughout his career.   Hell, swap him in for Rivers in the mid-late aughts and I bet he gets the Chargers a SB. Still think that whole draft situation was bullshit and lost respect for Eli there, but whatever.
    • kungfoodude
      Classless

      By kungfoodude · Posted

      Yeah but if you are talking about something like an extremely rarely used or needed play like a QB sneak, it's already a pretty off the rails argument. That doesn't factor in enough to W's and L's to be something that is particularly relevant.  If you want to talk overall arm strength, field vision, footwork, consistency, athleticism, etc on Bryce, those are all valid critiques of his game and why he hasn't been successful. But the oddball obsessions about pretty meaningless aspects are a bit bizarre. QB sneaks? Not enough 40+ yard passes? Workout regimen?? Guys....there is ample stuff to criticize without this kind of nonsense.
    • Shotgun
      Classless

      By Shotgun · Posted

      Im not saying he should, but its one more play that's off the table. Do you think the eagles would be as good without the QB sneak? 
×
×
  • Create New...