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Best/Worst April Fools Pranks Played On/By You


PantherBoy95

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Well all of the fake threads in the Panthers forum inspired me to start this.

I have done the whole water on top of the door when I was a kid (only to get in trouble)

Tried Vaseline on a door handle (they opened it the first try)

I tried to put soy sauce into a co workers cream coffee today (didn't even drink it)

My friends and I were MASTERS at the salt in drink prank a long time ago.

Now

Today my mother called me and said __________ "You're going to be an uncle again" Quickly I got excited...to ask who's having the kid?!?! My mother just kept silent..."COME ON MOM I'M SERIOUS"...silence...MOM in serious calm tone...you're really pissing me off! (she's mad at me b/c of that now) BY WHO... to which I then realized it was an april fools joke... I was really dissapointed to find out she was faking...I had already conjured up all of these images of my new nephew/niece (I feel like she killed the child by faking it's existence)

This thread may not get many replies but...I just wanted to see what kinds of funny (or non-funny) things have happened

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Best April Fools joke I ever saw in person happened to a poor Lt. in the Navy. We were out drinking on April Fools, I was stationed on Guam so this was the only thing to do on any night. We had this Lt. that was a real douchebag. He thought he was hot poo, and he sucked ass. We had just gotten back from deployment and this fuger had almost killed me personally about 20 times. He could not fly a helo to save his life.

Well, he also thought he was god's gift to women. He was down at one end of the bar talking up this female Lt., she was also a douchbag. We had been drinking for quite a while when he came up to our group and started loudly proclaiming how awesome he was. He told us that we should all be buying him drinks for making our jobs easier with his superior flying skills and so forth. My friend "Bill" asked him, "What drink would you want then?". He said he wanted a Yager Bomb.

"Bill" told him it would be right down. Well, the Lt. sauntered back down to the female Lt. and began proclaiming to the whole world about how his men were buying him drinks because he was so damn good. Enlisted buying drinks for O's is not ever done, we are the mechanics who make sure they fly home safe, officers, good ones anyways, buy us drinks.

Well "Bill" got the bartender to fill a glass about 2/3's full of soy sauce. "Bill" then took the glass and a can of Red Bull to the Lt. Told him it was from all of us, so in effect it was 5 shots of Yager at once. The beauty was when "Bill" said, "If you can't handle it all at once, don't feel bad about sipping it.". Lt. reached down grabbed the glass and chugged. By his eyes you could tell he knew it was all wrong about the time the glass touched his lips. In his drunken state though he could not stop it. Threw up all over the fuging place. It was glorious.

He said maybe 5 words to all of us over the next 3 years.

As far as I know, to this day he is still called Kiko-man.

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