The ride to Training Meeting

[Hotsauce]

So I have an off site training this morning which requires a 2 hour car ride. At this very minute I am riding in the back seat of a coworkers car. As the huddle may know, I am just starting a new job.

So the girl driving is a ditsy blonde, who was 30 mins late to our meeting spot this morning. And it just so happens she is the one driving us to the training. The other person riding is a prick. He is this young little poo,fresh out of college, who thinks he is Gods gift. He has been nothing short of a straight up asshole to me since day one. I don't know what his deal is, I have never even had a conversation with the guy.

The blonde, who is making all of us late is driving like a madd woman...did I mention I get car sick? I also am suffering from a cold, am extremely sore/hungover from this weekends activities. Plus I didn't have my mornings poopin. Needless to say, happy fudging Monday morning people!

[Kurb]

Is she hawt ?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Sorry I've been nothing but an asshole to you since day one... I'll try and be nicer...

I am God's gift btw...

[Squirrel]

Looks like the whiny bitch is in the backseat.

[Hotsauce]

Yes, she is actually, but all I can see is the back of her head....plus her and the guy up front are having a conversation, to which I can't hear a word of (cause I am in the backseat and can't hear poo!). Its annoying cause she will ask me questions, and I don't hear them, or know when she asks. She speaks very softly.

[Hotsauce]

Lol, did u know if you pull your legs together very tight, and angle your ass the right way, you can rip ass directly into the upholstry of a car seat? ...Todays fun fact!

[Darth Biscuit]

Looks like the whiny bitch is in the backseat.

Eat a snickers... then tell her she needs to stop at a Hardees so you can poop.

[cookinbrak]

"What do you think of the new guy in the back seat?"

"You mean the assbag that is busy ignoring us so he can play on his computer, while farting incessantly? He won't last."

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Is she hawt ?

Yes, she is actually, but all I can see is the back of her head.

You're doing it right.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Haha, he's probably dead in a swamp by now.

[Razzy]

Sounds like a day from hell man, especially if you're already annoyed with your new coworkers. Good luck with that turtle head in an hour or two, don't drink any coffee.

[Hawk]

sounds like a whole car load of uselessness to me!!!!!

[Hotsauce]

Sounds like a day from hell man, especially if you're already annoyed with your new coworkers. Good luck with that turtle head in an hour or two, don't drink any coffee.

Been poopin steady for about 4 hours now....

I am like an empty toothpaste, just when you think its empty, you squeeze out another load...