Has anyone taken a kid on a cruise before?

[Cat]

So, um, which Bikini's will you be wearing Cat?

the one zod gave me

[Murph]

If it came from Zod, it must be this one

[SmootsDaddy89]

You aint gonna catch me cuba divin shoot

[Johnny Rockets]

the one zod gave me

This brings up a great point.....exactly how many bikinis does a girl need on a 4 day cruise? I kid you not when I say that my wife is bringing 9. She had them all laid out on the bed and apparently Victoria Secrets had some sort of mega sale. And don't get me started on how many new dresses have to be purchased because God forbid she wears a dress that she has worn before.......

[The Saltman]

lol

[Cat]

This brings up a great point.....exactly how many bikinis does a girl need on a 4 day cruise? I kid you not when I say that my wife is bringing 9. She had them all laid out on the bed and apparently Victoria Secrets had some sort of mega sale. And don't get me started on how many new dresses have to be purchased because God forbid she wears a dress that she has worn before.......

I took 5 with me for a 2 day beach trip so I think your wife has it right

Victoria Secret had a big sale over a month ago, I got some great bathing suits and a few sun dresses. They have some seriously cute sun dresses!

Don't give her a hard time about it, it takes some $$ to look amazing and I'm sure you'd rather her look hot than homely.

[Guild]

Snorkeling at 4 would be fine with your close supervision. Provided he can do some basic swimming unassisted.

I was snorkeling at 3.

[Cat]

cool thanks!

[Johnny Rockets]

I took 5 with me for a 2 day beach trip so I think your wife has it right

Victoria Secret had a big sale over a month ago, I got some great bathing suits and a few sun dresses. They have some seriously cute sun dresses!

Don't give her a hard time about it, it takes some $$ to look amazing and I'm sure you'd rather her look hot than homely.

One month ago huh? That sounds about right.

D*mn you woman! You are no help.

So she gets to go on a cruise looking hot and lovely while dancing the night away probably with some Latin cruise ship salsa instructor while I get to stay home and watch the kids and Oprah and drinking Coors Light?

<<<<retraces life steps to see where I went wrong.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Step 1: Getting married.

sonofa. . .

[Guild]

One month ago huh? That sounds about right.

D*mn you woman! You are no help.

So she gets to go on a cruise looking hot and lovely while dancing the night away probably with some Latin cruise ship salsa instructor while I get to stay home and watch the kids and Oprah and drinking Coors Light?

<<<<retraces life steps to see where I went wrong.

Where you went wrong is bolded.

[The Saltman]

step 2 : run for the hills!!

[g5jamz]

So she gets to go on a cruise looking hot and lovely while dancing the night away probably with some Latin cruise ship salsa instructor while I get to stay home and watch the kids and Oprah and drinking Coors Light?

I'm sure all the bartenders don't care if she doesn't like sperm.

[The Saltman]

lol did u really just say that?