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Q: Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

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http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-vampire-crash-txt,0,4980779.story

If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.

A: They looked both ways before they crossed.

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wouldnt have anything to do with all the vampire poo constantly on tv and at the movies and book stores would it.

no way, if that were the case then everybody would think that their neighbors were trying to rape and murder them due to all the cop shows on tv.

....oh wait...

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wouldnt have anything to do with all the vampire poo constantly on tv and at the movies and book stores would it.

Speaking of which, did anyone else's wives/girlfriends go see the midnight showing of the new Twilight movie last night? My wife and 3 of her socially accepted pedophile mid 30'ish year old friends went to stand in line at 7pm last night for the midnight show of the teenage flick. They got there 5 hours before showtime and were still hundreds of people back in line. Most people had been there 12 hours before showtime. Still not sure if she got in to see the movie or not.

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Speaking of which, did anyone else's wives/girlfriends go see the midnight showing of the new Twilight movie last night? My wife and 3 of her socially accepted pedophile mid 30'ish year old friends went to stand in line at 7pm last night for the midnight show of the teenage flick. They got there 5 hours before showtime and were still hundreds of people back in line. Most people had been there 12 hours before showtime. Still not sure if she got in to see the movie or not.
There are only two movie franchises where this is acceptable.

One involving emopires is not on this list.

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