Mel Gibson

[Cat]

So clear our Lord Jesus lives in his heart.

Seriously, now that is a rant. He sounds like a scary motherfuger.

[Panthro]

With the success Kevin Costner has had with the BP Oil spill Mel Gibson is now researching a device that will successfully plug up the leak on the ocean floor...with jews.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

he is a Panther fan..so I heard.

Messiah says "roar," so I guess that makes sense.

[Scrumtrilescent]

With the success Kevin Costner has had with the BP Oil spill Mel Gibson is now researching a device that will successfully plug up the leak on the ocean floor...with jews.

If he does it with midgets, then he can kill puppies and small infants for all I care.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Probably not going to take the news very well when he learns Jesus was probably black.

...and a Jew.

[Panthro]

Im driving up to the gf's house and in the distance I see what looks like a kid getting into a car and driving off. I walk in and tell her that some 10 year old just drove off in a car...15 minutes later I'm outside and the new neighbor comes back and he is....a midget. He ran over to introduce himself and cobble my shoes

[Samuel L. Jackson]

...and a Jew.

...making him the richest black man ever?

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Im driving up to the gf's house and in the distance I see what looks like a kid getting into a car and driving off. I walk in and tell her that some 10 year old just drove off in a car...15 minutes later I'm outside and the new neighbor comes back and is....a midget.

The car turns 10-year-old kids into midgets? I find that hard to believe.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Im driving up to the gf's house and in the distance I see what looks like a kid getting into a car and driving off. I walk in and tell her that some 10 year old just drove off in a car...15 minutes later I'm outside and the new neighbor comes back and is....a midget.

Pics or I don't believe you... Invite them over for dinner or something to play it off...

[Scrumtrilescent]

Im driving up to the gf's house and in the distance I see what looks like a kid getting into a car and driving off. I walk in and tell her that some 10 year old just drove off in a car...15 minutes later I'm outside and the new neighbor comes back and he is....a midget. He ran over to introduce himself and cobble my shoes

They're letting all sorts of riffraff in Chantilly now, huh?

[Carolina Husker]

Im driving up to the gf's house and in the distance I see what looks like a kid getting into a car and driving off. I walk in and tell her that some 10 year old just drove off in a car...15 minutes later I'm outside and the new neighbor comes back and he is....a midget. He ran over to introduce himself and cobble my shoes

Welp...time to move again.

[Matt Foley]

To be fair, he made four movies with Danny Glover.

[Panthro]

Her dachsund was at his throat

[Matt Foley]

AND he recently gave up smoking.