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What is the best way to cover up a fart in front of your boss?

i am always farting at work. i did it in front of my boss the other day and my best excuse was to say he did it. how can i avoid this in the future

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090325211344AAoFMbX

This girl at school is trying to get an old rumor around about me having sex with animals! How do I stop it?

Put her on the spot.

Be like, "Hey, are you sure cat isn't a code name for you, because you probably want me."

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlLWsyybmMioiek3lkfjJ.QjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090924155537AAu8WXQ

Commit suicide?

I don't think that if i want to attempt suicide is big problem. In my country no one bother about me. I have taken 20 panadol infront of my parent and they say better die faster, then those priests, pastors, scoial worker say that no one can help me and i pray to God everyday, God also can't help you. So i can kill myself anytime i want to. This coming one is my 18th time killing myself but this time i make sure i die (Cutting my wrist). My parent, my brother and sister-in-law use money power and control eveyone even this priests too.

20 panadol will only get rid of a headache....as for slashing your wrists.....that is a prime attention seeking suicide attempt.....do it properly mate....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmxGVRlL0e6y6FLNp1K_7i4jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20070701034753AAFdJZr

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The suicide thing made me think of this

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever

<mcm310>: what is it?

<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof

<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level

<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched

<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands

<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head

<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows

<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.

<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.

<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

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