Difference Between a Bro and a Guido

[Johnny Rockets]

NJPanthers12 - This might have been explained somewhere before but I am still not sure how you are a Panthers fan....something just isn't adding up here.

[Kettle]

NJPanthers12 - This might have been explained somewhere before but I am still not sure how you are a Panthers fan....something just isn't adding up here.

i don't get it either, but i'll take it. all the cowshit, stealer, deadskin, and foulcon fans need to be overwhelmed by our numbers, and we need the help.

[NJPanthers12]

i don't get it either, but i'll take it. all the cowpoo, stealer, deadskin, and foulcon fans need to be overwhelmed by our numbers, and we need the help.

im just an asset to have in arguments against those bro haters.

how i became a panthers fan is a ridiculous story. i was born and raised in newj jersey. my dad is a jets, mets, rangers, and knicks fan, so i liked all the teams he liked. at a young age i went trick or treating as a jets player and this was when they were horrible, the rick cotite era. everyone that lived around me were giant fans and they joking around kept making fun of me, but i was a very young bro, i didnt yet know i was a bro. i went home crying that i wanted to change costumes and i hated the jets. didnt watch football for a few years. i went to the mall with my parents one day still pretty young and this was 94 and they were selling jaguar and panthers coats because they were the expansion teams. i asked my dad what they were and they said new football teams, i said i wanted the blue one because i like the color blue more then green and have been a panthers fan since.

[neverlosethefeeling]

[NJPanthers12]

your really challenging brandon_87 for best poster, id ont what it is but its just something about you

[neverlosethefeeling]

There's no denying my Bro Kingness.

[NJPanthers12]

and i just want to point out the great argument by carolina husker, your own north carolinians turned on you

[Goosfraba21]

Bros ruin everything they touch. They are deeply racist, yet vulture-ize black culture with attempts to be "down", while living as far from any ghetto as humanly possible. It's because they seek danger, or the illusion of it.

A Bro Ho? What is a Bro Ho, you might be asking. A Bro Ho is also known as a Blouser: "Those girls with blonde hair with dark streaks in it, ugg boot wearing, mini skirt flaunting, too much makeup, a wife beater in 30 degree weather, a trucker hat while wearing the above-stated outfit...and they're passed out after two drinks." The Bro Ho is the favorite target of the Bro, and when he finds this target he is able to reproduce rapidly, in much the same way as a layer of scum on the underside of a rowboat.

But, as important as sex is, his transport (or his "whip" or his "ride") is always a Bro's number-one priority. The Bromobile is central to one's sense of Bro-ness, and that mode of transport is almost always a truck. A monstrously inefficient, raised and modified American pickup that is in inverse proportion to its owner's penis.

And speaking of penises, Bros have also brought the concept of homophobia to a new level. You see, they love play fighting, tackling their mates, and joke incessantly about each other's wieners. But they will claim that there is no connection whatsoever between their overuse of the term "fine young male", their intense desires for close physical kinship with their pals, and their own closeted Bromosexuality.

[Carolina Husker]

Duke, UNC, Wake, Davidson alone > Princeton & Rutgers lol.

Also, if you think New Jersey gutter trash sloots with their poof bangs, fupas and horrible skin are hotter than Southern Women, you're definitely in the right place. Start calling all these carpetbaggers down here and spread the word.

From the NFL to college football, basketball and baseball, the South dominates in real sports. No one south of the Mason-Dixon cares a lick about hockey, MLB is fuging boring as shit (wow congrats Boston and New York on using steroids and all your money to buy a World Series, we really care so much). Yay the Giants won a Super Bowl, too bad they're from New York. The best NJ team is the Nets, and they have a mutant-Russian KGB owner and Gary Coleman as a coach. The only collegiate sport you guys can compete in is lacrosse, and that's just because our LAX players like to party a little too hard sometimes.

[neverlosethefeeling]

NJPanthers can't be a Bro then, because he rides the train.

Hobos also ride the train.

As a matter of fact, Hoboken, NJ is where the word Hobo comes from.

Learned that on Cash Cab yesterday.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

You know why NJ sucks?

You can't get gravy biscuits at McDonalds... for starters...

[Kettle]

You know why NJ sucks?

You can't get gravy biscuits at McDonalds... for starters...

the north in general IMO. they don't know how to make sweet tea. how hard is it to put sugar in the tea while its still hot?

[NJPanthers12]

Duke, UNC, Wake, Davidson alone > Princeton & Rutgers lol.

Also, if you think New Jersey gutter trash sloots with their poof bangs, fupas and horrible skin are hotter than Southern Women, you're definitely in the right place. Start calling all these carpetbaggers down here and spread the word.

From the NFL to college football, basketball and baseball, the South dominates in real sports. No one south of the Mason-Dixon cares a lick about hockey, MLB is fuging boring as shit (wow congrats Boston and New York on using steroids and all your money to buy a World Series, we really care so much). Yay the Giants won a Super Bowl, too bad they're from New York. The best NJ team is the Nets, and they have a mutant-Russian KGB owner and Gary Coleman as a coach. The only collegiate sport you guys can compete in is lacrosse, and that's just because our LAX players like to party a little too hard sometimes.

yeah baseball is so boring cause carolina husker said, its not like its americas pastime or the yankees are the most successful sports franchise in all of sports not just baseball (and im a mets fan), but yes lets disregard all that.

and once again please inform me how the south has been better in football then the north recently, and this is coming from a panthers fan. didnt the patriots have a mini dynasty going, and havent the giants played in 2 super bowls this last decade, while the steelers also have won 2? and the giants and jets arent from new york moron.

[Hawk]

I can't wait any longer for football season to get here!