Has an Athlete fallen quicker than Tiger Woods?

[Matt Foley]

You guys really think Tiger's not banging chicks right now? The wife and kids are gone. He's probably got TOO much punani to think straight right now.

[Johnny Rockets]

You guys really think Tiger's not banging chicks right now? The wife and kids are gone. He's probably got TOO much punani to think straight right now.

I don't, at least not on the level that he wants to. Way too many eyes on him, he knows he can't be who he wants to be. The longer this forced dry spell goes on, the worse his game will get. Agree with me or not, him not banging women at will is what is hurting his game. He plays golf at the level he does not for the money, not for the competition, but for the women he gets because of it and that has been taken away and his subconscious knows he has nothing to gain.

[Epistaxis]

He should be very upset with the marketing machine that advised him to go with the "family guy" image.

I think multimillionaire playboy would have been ok too, but too late now.

[Johnny Rockets]

He should be very upset with the marketing machine that advised him to go with the "family guy" image.

I think multimillionaire playboy would have been ok too, but too late now.

Should have had Jeter advise him. That man has life down to a science.

[Darth Biscuit]

Should have had Jeter advise him. That man has life down to a science.

Yeah, he did it right... do the playboy thing until 35 then find some hot ass chick to love and marry.

[Johnny Rockets]

Yeah, he did it right... do the playboy thing until 35 then find some hot ass chick to love and marry.

Well he is 36 and still living the playboy life. The list of his "conquests" is stellar. It is amazing that he is playing in the biggest sports city in the country on the biggest sports team in country and is able to live that life while pretty much staying out of any kind of off real field controversy. Oh yeah, and he just past Babe Ruth as the all time hits leader for the Yankees. Guy is a king.

[Carolina Husker]

It'll be a year until Tiger's back in contention. He needs to get this divorce settled and behind him. He's still the most skilled golfer in the world, but his mind isn't in it.

[Matt Foley]

I don't, at least not on the level that he wants to. Way too many eyes on him, he knows he can't be who he wants to be. The longer this forced dry spell goes on, the worse his game will get. Agree with me or not, him not banging women at will is what is hurting his game. He plays golf at the level he does not for the money, not for the competition, but for the women he gets because of it and that has been taken away and his subconscious knows he has nothing to gain.

I respectfully disagree with the right honorable gentleman from Philly. Tiger doesn't get punani because of golf. He gets money because of golf. He gets punani because of that money and fame derived from golf. He was a golf nerd all his life who suddenly had beautiful women throwing themselves at him. Like most athletes, this was new to him and his ego couldn't handle it. His ego told him it was because of who he was and not who was in his wallet.

He married the hottest one, but still had women wanting to be with him everywhere he went. There was no one there to tell him he should say no or at least keep it somewhat under control. In fact, his buddies were as bad as he was. I bet for the last year before he got caught he realized he was out of control, but powerless to stop himself. Getting caught was going to suck, but going to be a relief at the same time.

The reason he is sucking right now is because he is worried about what people think about him everywhere he goes. He went from "Hey Tiger! Go get em at (wherever the tournament was)" to people quickly looking away. His ego is crushed right now. I would bet anything at least some of those women have seized upon this opportunity to console him and he is taking solace with them because they are telling him how wonderful he is while everyone else is looking at him as a schmuck.

[Johnny Rockets]

I respectfully disagree with the right honorable gentleman from Philly. Tiger doesn't get punani because of golf. He gets money because of golf. He gets punani because of that money and fame derived from golf. He was a golf nerd all his life who suddenly had beautiful women throwing themselves at him. Like most athletes, this was new to him and his ego couldn't handle it. His ego told him it was because of who he was and not who was in his wallet.

He married the hottest one, but still had women wanting to be with him everywhere he went. There was no one there to tell him he should say no or at least keep it somewhat under control. In fact, his buddies were as bad as he was. I bet for the last year before he got caught he realized he was out of control, but powerless to stop himself. Getting caught was going to suck, but going to be a relief at the same time.

The reason he is sucking right now is because he is worried about what people think about him everywhere he goes. He went from "Hey Tiger! Go get em at (wherever the tournament was)" to people quickly looking away. His ego is crushed right now. I would bet anything at least some of those women have seized upon this opportunity to console him and he is taking solace with them because they are telling him how wonderful he is while everyone else is looking at him as a schmuck.

You are wrong on many levels:

1. I am not an honorable Gentleman

2. I am not from Philly.

3. Tiger does get his punani from playing golf. Golf = money = women (end result)

People keep saying that he needs to dig deep inside himself and realize what is important and then he can get back to better golf. So what is that exactly?.....he played the best golf of his life when he was whoring around and partying with MJ and Sir Charles. That is what was/and is important to him whether it is socially accepted or not. If he could get back to that carefree lifestyle and the golf skill would return. Is that possible? I have a hard time believing it is.

I'm telling you I am right, I just hope Tiger will listen to me when I try to get in touch with him to tell him I have it all figured out. Maybe him, Sir Charles, MJ and I could all start hanging out together.

[pstall]

sad when your identity is based on golf score and umm...being able to score.

[Jangler]

sad when your identity is based on golf score and umm...being able to score.

He can't score either 69, right now.

[Purity-Control]

A last place golfer doesn't make much, maybe Tiger is tanking on purpose to protect Elin from milking "Future Earnings" during the divorce.

[Jangler]

I have thought about that. Why would anybody that's not wearing a Panther uni do that?

[Matt Foley]

You are wrong on many levels:

1. I am not an honorable Gentleman

2. I am not from Philly.

3. Tiger does get his punani from playing golf. Golf = money = women (end result)

People keep saying that he needs to dig deep inside himself and realize what is important and then he can get back to better golf. So what is that exactly?.....he played the best golf of his life when he was whoring around and partying with MJ and Sir Charles. That is what was/and is important to him whether it is socially accepted or not. If he could get back to that carefree lifestyle and the golf skill would return. Is that possible? I have a hard time believing it is.

I'm telling you I am right, I just hope Tiger will listen to me when I try to get in touch with him to tell him I have it all figured out. Maybe him, Sir Charles, MJ and I could all start hanging out together.

You and I are in agreement. Also, we agree on the Tiger stuff. I'm sure Tiger loves his kids, but a huge part of him has to be relieved to have that cloud over his head gone. You think the divorce is what's occupying his mind right now. I think it's the loss of fan adulation. I bet he has rabbit ears out there on the course.