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In a rut...

The Faceless

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Ok Huddle...I am in a dire situation and am in need of the collective wisdom the Huddle has to offer. Basically, I have been in a rut with women(or lack thereof) and lately it seems nothing I do or attempt is working. Yeah I know, go to bars etc. but it just seems like this place is completely empty of attractive single females(asheville nc btw).

I know every dude comes across this situation at some point in their lives, so what are some suggestions as to how I should start breaking this cycle?

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