We're screwed

[Matt Foley]

I want to have sex with the writer of this story before we die...

http://www.aolnews.com/science/article/telescope-in-hawaii-finds-potentially-hazardous-asteroid-2010-st3/19651223

[Guest]

nice head shot of her. The rest of her probably weighs 300 pounds.

[neverlosethefeeling]

I'll be dead by 2098

[Matt Foley]

nice head shot of her. The rest of her probably weighs 300 pounds.

In the post-asteroid future, that will be considered teh sexay.

[Darth Biscuit]

I'll be dead by 2098

I will be in cryogenic fugue on my way to Ceti Alpha 6.

[The Saltman]

In 2098 Ill be half man Half Cyborg Half Muslim terrorist hitting on 3 tittayed women.

[Matt Foley]

In 2098 Ill be half man Half Cyborg Half Muslim terrorist hitting on 3 tittayed women.

So nothing will change, is what you are saying.

[Kettle]

meat wants to have sex with anyone before he dies

[PanthersPhan18]

meat wants to have sex with anyone before he dies

Duh!

The account is named "Meat" for a reason

[neverlosethefeeling]

I will be in cryogenic fugue on my way to Ceti Alpha 6.

Where do I sign up?

[Matt Foley]

Duh!

The account is named "Meat" for a reason

The account? That's all I am to you? After the gifts, the flowers, the massages? (sobs)

[Darth Biscuit]

Where do I sign up?

Send me a check for $20,000,000.00 and I'll take care of it.

[neverlosethefeeling]

Do you do financing?

[Darth Biscuit]

Do you do financing?

Sure, tell me what kind of payments you can afford.