Ran out of Butterfingers around 8.

[TheSaint]

started offering the older kids a pour of Old #7 at that point.

My wife said iwas a sick fug and went back to the Bitch Cave.

Ill never figure out wimmin:out:

[Wither]

started offering the older kids a pour of Old #7 at that point.

My wife said iwas a sick fug and went back to the Bitch Cave.

Ill never figure out wimmin:out:

Wait; you're supposed to give the kids the candy? poo, I was eating it all myself. No wonder the kids were so disappointed and crying...

[LifeisaGarden]

I was sitting out on the front steps handing out candy. At about 8 I decided to go in & refresh my beverage & visit the little girls room. When I went back out those little fuggers wiped my candy cauldron clean while I was gone. There was probably 50 goody bags of candy left before I went inside. It serves me right for thinking it would be ok out there for 5 minutes alone.

[TheSaint]

I was sitting out on the front steps handing out candy. At about 8 I decided to go in & refresh my beverage & visit the little girls room. When I went back out those little fuggers wiped my candy cauldron clean while I was gone. There was probably 50 goody bags of candy left before I went inside. It serves me right for thinking it would be ok out there for 5 minutes alone.

i feel better knowing you have more thugs than me. lol

[Kevin Greene]

started offering the older kids a pour of Old #7 at that point.

My wife said iwas a sick f**k and went back to the Bitch Cave.

Ill never figure out wimmin:out:

The bitch cave is in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant. What's the problem?

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

Ask TO for some.

[Hawk]

almost a new record at my house....9 kids!!! 10th year and our highest still remains 11!!! Living on an acreage has it's priviledges!!!

some woman called the radio this morning and said she had 652 kids come to her house in the city!!!

[TheSaint]

almost a new record at my house....9 kids!!! 10th year and our highest still remains 11!!! Living on an acreage has it's priviledges!!!

some woman called the radio this morning and said she had 652 kids come to her house in the city!!!

652? She counted?

[Hawk]

yup! the producer of the same station lives in the same area and said they had over 500 last year!

I know lots of people count.

[Jhyler12]

No kids even came to my house...

sad

[LifeisaGarden]

i feel better knowing you have more thugs than me. lol

I think they were pissed because I didn't do the haunted house this year or it could be they know I always give out the good stuff and based on what my kid got in her bucket, hitting my house was like hitting a gold mine.

My kid got a toothbrush from some house. Most of what was in her bucket was mini assorted flavored tootsie rolls, dum dum pops, tootsie pops, little plastic toys like spiders, bats & stuff, there were a few of those mini chocolate bars (not the fun size). She did have some good stuff too. We didn't take her all over the hood either just down our street and a couple others.

Out of all the stuff she got, that flippin' toothbrush was her favorite. She couldn't wait to brush her teeth with it.

[Darth Biscuit]

I learned many, many years ago if you shut the blinds and turn the lights off, they don't even bother to knock.

[Jase]

My wife handed one kid (10 years old or so) a snickers and butterfinger or something.

He then gives her a dirty look and says "I wanted kit kats"

We didn't have kit kats, my wife explained.

Kid acted like we shot his dog and sulked off.

I about chased him down and took all of candy from him just to teach him a lesson.

[Hawk]

sit on porch with shutgun and rabid dog never hurts either