Nut chafing

[SCP]

Been at a damn trade show for two days in Chicago. The nuts are chafed as a mo fo from all the walking. I have to walk a few blocks to dinner soon and my eyes are watering. Anybody got a cure besides cutting them off or tying them to my belt?

[88 Bronco]

[SCP]

got a damn wounded soldier here and nobody steps up to the plate to help. guess I'll just use some of this Courtyard by Marriott lotion. That should help me glide to the restaraunt.

edit: sorry 88, posted before I saw your post. Good call. There is a Dominicks across the street. here I come.

[neverlosethefeeling]

NO! Do not put lotion on it!

You need to dry those mothers out.

Gold Bond!

OR

Get to a drug store where they might have Flander's baby butt ointment. Sounds stupid but it works!

Just keep it dry.

[SCP]

I will hang brains on my way to the drug store. Wish me luck. I am off.

[Jangler]

Chicago + wind = windy city, Seems like the answer is blowin' in the wind

[88 Bronco]

got a damn wounded soldier here and nobody steps up to the plate to help. guess I'll just use some of this Courtyard by Marriott lotion. That should help me glide to the restaraunt.

edit: sorry 88, posted before I saw your post. Good call. There is a Dominicks across the street. here I come.

Anytime. Although I'm laughing at you, this is serious business

[SCP]

The pain is forcing me to walk like I have polio.

[88 Bronco]

The pain is forcing me to walk like I have polio.

FDR ftw!

[Scrumtrilescent]

Dear Lord, plz don't be wearing corduroys or he'll start the Great Chicago Fire, pt. II.

[tarheelblue89]

Dude it's cold as hell here (Chicago) just whip them suckers outs

[LifeisaGarden]

I cant believe you were going to put lotion on them. I'm a woman and I know you don't do that!

I suggest this...

[88 Bronco]

I cant believe you were going to put lotion on them. I'm a woman and I know you don't do that!

I suggest this...

That's also a good option, but I figured he need to dry out.

[Goosfraba21]

Yes Gold Bond is the way to go. Especially the kind that cools on contact.