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Call Mr Mark Borris, If You Are Still Alive : +234-8024954272

From: MR MARK BORRIS <[email protected]>Add to Contacts

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Hello Dear,

This is to inform you of your long overdue Payment outstanding with our Banking records. This is to inform you that your name came first from our Central Computer among the list of unpaid Inheritance claims individuals

and have to update your information through this email contact for immediate confirmation. Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of US$2,500,000 million (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) and it has been approved already for payment months ago.

However, we received an email from one Mr. Morris Lint, who told us That you are dead and he is your next of kin and that you died in a car Accident four months back. To our findings we discover that this Morris Lint is a liar and imposer that is why we contact you before any release of funds can be paid

to him. He has also submitted his Account information to the Accounting office department of our Bank for Immediate transfer of the fund to him as your inheritor.

Regarding our investigation from the Bank & the Nigerian Police Force (N.P.F) in conjunction with the Economic Financial Crime Commission (E.F.C.C) we are now verifying by contacting your email address as we have in our Bank records before we can Make the transfer into his account and for us to conclude with confirmation if you are dead or not.

Make sure you reply back

Mr Mark Borris

International Monetary Fund Agency

Phone: +234-8024954272

My response:

Dear Mr. Mark Borris,

Mr. Morris Lint is not a liar nor an imposer. I am quite dead. Please transfer the funds to Morris Lint immediately. Please consider this my confirmation of my death. Also, please do not bother me again. Do you know how annoying it is to be bothered while enjoying eternal bliss?

Keep bothering me and you will find out personally.

Sincerely,

The ghost of Morris Lint's next of kin.

Please feel free to call or email him to confirm my death.

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