Tom Brady will not go bald!

[Jangler]

whew!

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/11/30/2010-11-30_defense_patriots_quarterback_tom_brady_consults_hair_specialists_in_play_to_cove.html

The Jets aren't the only ones after Tom Brady's scalp. So is Mother Nature.

And with no offensive line to protect the New England Patriots quarterback from failing follicles, Brady has reportedly consulted a hair transplant specialist to keep his mane - and matinee idol image - intact.

Reports that Brady has been sacked by vanity - and the demands of supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen - are likely to be fresh meat for rabid Jets fans eager to beat the Patriots next Monday.

Still, there's at least one New Yorker rooting for the balding Brady - if not his team.

We'll call him Bob.

"Get it done," the 67-year-old salesman, who got his hair transplant a decade ago, advised the NFLer. "You will look better. You will feel better."

Dr. Robert Bernstein restored Bob's hair. The doc's customers swear only their hairdressers know for sure they had it done.

Asked how Brady might fare, Bernstein said that judging by recent photos, it appears "he has good growth" and enough hair for a successful transplant.

The transplanted hair, which comes from the back and sides of the patient's pate, "starts growing in 10 weeks and takes a year for the transplant to be mature," he said.

Reporters from the National Enquirer tracked Brady to the offices of Dr. Robert Leonard, a hair transplant specialist in Rhode Island who has worked on the noggins of several Boston Bruins.

The weekly says Brady went there on orders from the missus.

"Gisele wants to maintain that perfect-couple image - the handsome quarterback with a head full of hair and the stunning model with her own long flowing locks," the Enquirer reported.

[Jackofalltrades]

Wow, this makes my day.

[Carolina Husker]

Very gay, Jangler.

[CatsMeow]

If he would cut his hair short again, he wouldn't notice losing his hair as much. Plus, he wouldn't look like a wannabe rock star anymore.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

The weekly says Brady went there on orders from the missus.

Oh, hell no.

[Mr. Scot]

Wow.

[iamcline]

Oh, hell no.

Was thinking the same thing.