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The Saltman

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SmootsDaddy89 Enthusiast

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Essentially guys, to their own self-detriment, are generally attracted to women who know that their vagina is a powerful tool, and therefore use it to tease, control, and otherwise degrade the guy they're with for their own amusement.

If you just go, "Here's my vagina, please have sex with it." guys will, but allure of the chase is gone. Especially since you're just as likely to offer it up again and again. Then we get bored. Every girl who is in a long-term relationship has learned to wield her vagina like a katana around her man to keep him coming back for more.

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Simple economics boo.

You have something people (men) want.

Their ridiculously overlarge egos make them believe they can get it.

You can use that situation to acquire.....whatever.

There is no contract, implied or otherwise, for adequate compensation, therefore you can look at the booty you acquire by using your booty as.....a gift.

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Essentially guys, to their own self-detriment, are generally attracted to women who know that their vagina is a powerful tool, and therefore use it to tease, control, and otherwise degrade the guy they're with for their own amusement.

If you just go, "Here's my vagina, please have sex with it." guys will, but allure of the chase is gone. Especially since you're just as likely to offer it up again and again. Then we get bored. Every girl who is in a long-term relationship has learned to wield her vagina like a katana around her man to keep him coming back for more.

Looks like the way I understood Salty was way wrong.

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I'm sure there are outliers, but IN GENERAL. . .

I wasn't talking about being in a relationship or controlling whoever it is. I thought he was just talking about like, I go into a store and want them to show me something that they normally wouldn't show most customers. So maybe you drop a couple things and flash some smiles. Kinda like what Epi is saying.

Your making it seem like we are talking about using in relationships. Which is totally different.

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I wasn't talking about being in a relationship or controlling whoever it is. I thought he was just talking about like, I go into a store and want them to show me something that they normally wouldn't show most customers. So maybe you drop a couple things and flash some smiles. Kinda like what Epi is saying.

Your making it seem like we are talking about using in relationships. Which is totally different.

Oh. Well what I said is still true, you just don't have sex with them. Boom, still get your free curly fries at arbys.

That's something men CAN'T seem to do though. Unless you're like Brad Pitt or something.

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Oh. Well what I said is still true, you just don't have sex with them. Boom, still get your free curly fries at arbys.

That's something men CAN'T seem to do though. Unless you're like Brad Pitt or something.

WHAT?!?!?

*runs out of the office to Arby's*

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