Jump to content
  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Question for the married men of the huddle...


Dpantherman

Recommended Posts

I know a few women I could hook up with if my wife gave me a week off (which would never happen btw). Problem is that those women wouldn't exactly be doing it just for the sex either. They would want a relationship and would be pissed when the week was up and I went back to my wife.

So the answer to this fairly tale question is no.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yeah, my wife doesn't mean it when she says "you don't have to get me a gift..." What they say isn't usually what they mean.

"You don't have to get me a gift..." translates roughly to... "you'd better get me something nice that you thought of all on your own or I will cut your balls off and feed them to you..."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yeah, my wife doesn't mean it when she says "you don't have to get me a gift..." What they say isn't usually what they mean.

"You don't have to get me a gift..." translates roughly to... "you'd better get me something nice that you thought of all on your own or I will cut your balls off and feed them to you..."

Rep! This is a man who gets it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yeah, my wife doesn't mean it when she says "you don't have to get me a gift..." What they say isn't usually what they mean.

"You don't have to get me a gift..." translates roughly to... "you'd better get me something nice that you thought of all on your own or I will cut your balls off and feed them to you..."

Guess I am lucky. When my wife says don't get me a gift, she means don't get me a gift because only I know what I want, so just give me the money and I will buy what I want. I found that out the hard way.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If she gives you a hall pass...she either:

A. Has her own free week already lined up and is already going to have the best sex of HER life

B. Is testing you

C. Genuinely is interested in giving you a little excitement and is open to possibly losing you

D. Is setting you up for a major fall including a divorce cause you would be giving her legal gound

E. Is a swinger in disguise

F. Is testing you to gauge where you are in the marriage.

G. All of the above and you will never know til you take the pass.

H. Set up for poo the rest of your married life.

I would tread carefully either way...know your other half very well before you swim in those shark infested waters.......

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Not my dreams as i am a woman and not one that fits that category. There are women out there who are like that. Not many but there are.

Honestly though if you want a hall pass, why be married? It is kind of pointless....better to be single and play the field if you would rather be a player.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I ought to get it since I've been married for eleventy billion years, but sometimes I wonder... :rolleyes:

twenty years ago money was tight around christmas time. wife tells me we should just get presents for the kids and we should not exchange gifts. agreed. you can imagine how christmas day went when she gave me my gifts and I stated to her our agreement, and she said..."but, I didn't mean it."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

twenty years ago money was tight around christmas time. wife tells me we should just get presents for the kids and we should not exchange gifts. agreed. you can imagine how christmas day went when she gave me my gifts and I stated to her our agreement, and she said..."but, I didn't mean it."

You should have sold the watch bro, you should have sold the watch...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

twenty years ago money was tight around christmas time. wife tells me we should just get presents for the kids and we should not exchange gifts. agreed. you can imagine how christmas day went when she gave me my gifts and I stated to her our agreement, and she said..."but, I didn't mean it."

that's just a dirty trick.. I wouldn't have felt bad for not buying her anything.. under the circumstances, she should know better.. lol

how hard is it to just be up front anyway?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...