Happy Singles Awareness Day

[boo7382]

Also a Led Zeppelin tour, the scene where they think the plane is gonna crash is LZ.

I didnt know that. Will have toor t re watch the movie just that. Am I the only one that has Stillwater Fever Dog on my Ipod as an actual song?

[GritsRgreat]

[CLTPanther]

Happy artificial consumer day!

[Murph]

[boo7382]

disturbing... let me help you out then

hope that helps!

[Dpantherman]

:puke:

[CLTPanther]

neg

[boo7382]

I bet HankPimpleButt would disagree

[CLTPanther]

Yea, but he probably would also lick the corn out of Roseanne's poo

[boo7382]

Yea, but he probably would also lick the corn out of Roseanne's poo

AWWWWW MAN!!! that mental image is almost worst than the picture.

[Jangler]

[Hawk]

in 17 years together, my wife and I did valentines day once...the first year. We both agree it's a bullshit day and I'm happy for it

[Epistaxis]

The wife and I have never acknowledged Valentines Day, and make it a point to never do so.

How an execution can evolve in to chocolates and flowers baffles.

[Hawk]

A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said,

"No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."