Off season moves

[carpanfan96]

wow, just wow

[Wither]

I say that the Panthers get the best high-school team in the state and play them.

That way:

1) They can save a lot of money.

2) They are younger, and can take more of a beating.

3) They are all smaller than the other teams, so they must all be quick and agile.

4) Feed them sugar-rich food and soda and they will be like lightning. WHERE IS THE RED BULL?!

5) All the supportive (or non-supportive, depends on if dad is drinking or not) parents can come and boo the other team.

6) They can distract the other team by asking for autographs.

7) They are used to playing with inferior equipment and on inferior fields, so they won't be expecting much (another cost-saving measure, as well as moral).

8) No more expensive planes; give it up for the ACTIVITY BUS!

9) If they're from where I'm at, they probably know where to get "the good stuff." I don't know about steroids, but playing football on acid would be a trip (what a good pun).

10) Promise them hot models if they win the game and the raging hormones will do the rest.

P.S. This was completely non-serious, if you didn't notice.

[jramsey4]

I say that the Panthers get the best high-school team in the state and play them.

That way:

1) They can save a lot of money.

2) They are younger, and can take more of a beating.

3) They are all smaller than the other teams, so they must all be quick and agile.

4) Feed them sugar-rich food and soda and they will be like lightning. WHERE IS THE RED BULL?!

5) All the supportive (or non-supportive, depends on if dad is drinking or not) parents can come and boo the other team.

6) They can distract the other team by asking for autographs.

7) They are used to playing with inferior equipment and on inferior fields, so they won't be expecting much (another cost-saving measure, as well as moral).

8) No more expensive planes; give it up for the ACTIVITY BUS!

9) If they're from where I'm at, they probably know where to get "the good stuff." I don't know about steroids, but playing football on acid would be a trip (what a good pun).

10) Promise them hot models if they win the game and the raging hormones will do the rest.

P.S. This was completely non-serious, if you didn't notice.

I think he's got something.