Office Debate: Breakups

[TerriblePizza]

Whats the worst way to break up with someone?

Also, the worst way you've broken up with someone or someone has broken up with you?

My girlfriend broke up with me by email this week. I wasn't upset about the break up, I was just friggin' pissed she did it by email when she was just with me an hour before.

Anyways, for me I'd rank it like this, worst to better:

1. Text

2. Email/Facebook message/Letter

3. Voicemail

4. Phone call

What do you think?

[GritsRgreat]

txt is pretty bad.

[The Saltman]

I woke up one day and realized I didnt want to be with the girl. I lived in NC and her in ATL. I came down to see her and she was all in love with me and shiit. I basically said I dont like you anymore and left her. Pretty fuked up.

[g5jamz]

Through 3rd party person I would imagine is pretty bad

Plane w/ smoke

Billboard

Summons

[Carolina Husker]

w r dun wont brb lol

[TerriblePizza]

Through 3rd party person I would imagine is pretty bad

Plane w/ smoke

Billboard

Summons

Rofl. Summons. Thats a tough one.

[GritsRgreat]

lol fed ex

[The Saltman]

singing telegram?

[bleys]

w r dun wont brb lol

like a smooth criminal would do..

[TarPanther9180]

During a wedding vow

[TerriblePizza]

I guess a horrible one would be when the state health department calls.

[TarPanther9180]

Spray paint it on their house? (I saw a house that had that on it once)

[PanthaSan]

I woke up one day and realized I didnt want to be with the girl. I lived in NC and her in ATL. I came down to see her and she was all in love with me and shiit. I basically said I dont like you anymore and left her. Pretty fuked up.

How long was your hospital stay?

[Epistaxis]

I have voicemailed and been voicemailed.

During residency, accidental collisions of tingly parts happened and never ended well, with no time for the propers.