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LifeisaGarden

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Everywhere I have gone the past 2 days there have been smelly people. You know who you are...

We don't enjoy smelling your nasty smelly body, you may not smell it but everyone else can. I know that it's not technically summer till June 21st but seeing that the weather has been in the 90's you can start performing personal hygiene like it's summer.

Remember, it's only a 2 step process, bathe first THEN put on antiperspirant/deodorant. Don't try to cover up your BO by rubbing on a 1/2 inch layer of deodorant on top of your existing rank stench. Also, try showering more than once a day, usually once in the morning and once in the evening and it probably wouldn't hurt to take another shower after you've done some strenuous activity.

I promise, if you stick to the 2 step process you will have a lot less people showing you their smelly face.

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