How the hell...

[LifeisaGarden]

Has she had her eyes checked lately?

[Darth Biscuit]

Has she had her eyes checked lately?

Just got new contacts... it's not the eyes. :rolleyes:

Ooh, forgot one of the best ones...

In like 2000 she was driving my 5 speed Honda Civic in our neighborhood... the guy in front of her stops and puts it in reverse, so she stops behind him...

He starts backing up... so instead of blowing the horn, she tries (in vain) to put the car in reverse while he proceeds to back into her destroying my bumper.

Technically not her fault, but could have been easily avoided.

[4Corners]

[Guest]

Tried to park her Ford Explorer in a parking deck spot labeled "C", she thought it meant "CAR"... hit that wall

LMAO. Sorry man, but that's funny. :coolgleamA:

[Darth Biscuit]

LMAO. Sorry man, but that's funny. :coolgleamA:

Yes, my then 14 y.o. explained to her that it meant "compact"

[Guest]

:lol: your insurance agent must love you.

[4Corners]

[Darth Biscuit]

Honestly I let most of it go and just let her drive it beat up.

Fortunately for her current Explorer, some dude hit her about two months ago at a stoplight and messed up the back and front bumpers, so his insurance paid to fix that and that also fixed the damage she did in that parking deck.

[Hawk]

was she making sammiches in the car?

[tarheelblue89]

Yes she has... she's done this while I was out of town.

^ Done that...

Let me list them...

Locked keys in car numerous times, including once when our oldest was 2 and I was in an important meeting that I had to leave.

Left lights on more times than I can count and killed the battery.

Left sunroof open at least 4 times when it has rained.

Crashed into a car going 45 and it hit another car... the fat ladies in the second car sued us because the seats broke (yeah, that one's kinda funny)

Tore, and I mean TORE, the whole side of the tire OFF by hitting a curb in our old Accord... I have NO CLUE how you do this.

Has hit the trash can backing out of our driveway multiple times.

Backed into my Jeep which was behind her in the driveway... TWICE.

Tried to park her Ford Explorer in a parking deck spot labeled "C", she thought it meant "CAR"... hit that wall

Ran over something on Camp Lejuene that tore the whole front end out from beneath that same Accord.

Must I continue???

There is no way all this is true. I mean come on.

[g5jamz]

My wife came back home once to give me my keys that I said I didn't need as I was working from home. I was already pissed because it had screwed up errands that had to be done by a certain time of the morning. She brings me my keys...takes my backpack out of the van and lays it in the driveway. She comes back, after she'd left to go back to work, to tell me "you're gonna kill me". She drove OVER my Swiss Army backpack with my work laptop in it. She'd just laid the damn thing in front of the van.

We've hit more things with the 2005 Odyssey WITH a farking backup camera than any of my other vehicles.

And we've both had AAA since we graduated/during college. We're 40 now and I still get the call about dead battery...flat tire...yadda yadda. USE THE DAMNED SERVICE.

[Guest]

I came home from work one day and my ex said "don't be mad".

Uh oh. "What?"

She was bringing one of our cats home from the vet and felt sorry for it, so she let it out of the carrier thing. Stupid ass cat pissed and poo in the car. Of course she poo on the floormat, and pissed ON the back seat. Took years to get rid of the smell, and even then it was still there on a hot humid day.

[Darth Biscuit]

There would be one less cat in the world if that was my car.

[LifeisaGarden]

I have never been in an accident with another person except for once years ago the brakes went out on the car I was driving and I rear ended someone, there wasn't any damage & we didn't even exchange info. People have hit my car when I wasn't in it and I'd have no idea when or how it happened. The only time it was ever completely my fault was once I was leaving a wedding and backed into a pole sticking out of the ground the same height as the driver side mirror, it knocked the mirror off. I just didn't see it and I was trying to maneuver around other cars at the same time.