Help me Hawk!!! I'm in a foreign land and don't speak the language!

[SCP]

Are there any good TV channels in Canada? So far what I am seeing is complete garbage. Also, I don't speak canadian. I've been asking everybody in Toronto if they speak english and they all stare at me with a confused look. Speak english or GTFO!!!

Thanks in advance, or as they say in canadian "Thanko es el in advancee"

[Hawk]

I r speachless

[SCP]

For some reason yelling "Do you speako the english?" does not register. I feel like a damned foreigner.

[bleys]

everyone hates Americans.. especially those with any french connections..

[Hawk]

just pretend you are a god and you are the center of the universe....you will fit right in. Oh, and no matter what, don't admit you know anything about hockey, they will be really confused.

[SCP]

That actually sounds like the dinner scene when my Canadian in-laws visit

[bleys]

just pretend you are a god and you are the center of the universe....you will fit right in. Oh, and no matter what, don't admit you know anything about hockey, they will be really confused.

I see, trying to get him to act American...

[SCP]

I bought a Rosetta Stone to try and learn the canadian language. Basically I learned "Lets go oot and aboot on the town, eh. Como esta usted"

/parody thread

Toronto is frickin awesome. Montreal too. Can't wait to head out to western Canada.

[Dpantherman]

Can they spot American's?? Do we have a smell?

[SCP]

I smell like Jimmy Dean sausage, not sure about other americans though.

[Dpantherman]

I'm pretty sure I smell like Cocoa Butter.

[Hawk]

Montreal is fantastic...and Western Canada awesome

[The Saltman]

Canada has some hot ass womenz tho

[SCP]

Unfortunately I'm married and smell like Jimmy Dean sausage. :(