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sharkkiller

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someone who showers more than once a day is obviously making an excuse for multiple jerking

when I was a kid we took a bath once a week - pumped water by hand from a well and heated it over the fire- the youngest kid was the last in the " tub" and often wound up dirtiier than when he started

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I'd also like to point out that my wife and I have a pretty active sex life... Which also requires a shower after almost every time... So yeah, maybe I'm OCD... But I'm clean and getting laid daily!

BOOM!

Clearly you're a god amongst men.

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OMG! i know what you mean. Since my brother in laws business went under. I recently had to get a Stocking job at a local grocery store. and this one dude that works with us, smells worse than a homeless person. He smells like a combination of garbage,sweat, butthole, and puke.You would think i could get use to the smell.....but i still have to hold my breath when he is around. Whats more sad tho.....he criticizes other people for smelling bad lol.

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Every now and then I presented with a stark reminder that what sounds funny in my head and might have carried at least a small amount of humor in person is decidedly not funny in the pure text context of this medium.

Apologies to you and anyone else that was offended.

No worries man, I know you're a good dude.

I've taken myself a little too seriously lately too. Must be because I'm off the pot again and super stressed at work.

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