Oh this? It's just my purse.

[Jangler]

http://www.khou.com/news/national/Woman-tries-to-sneak-man-out-of-Mexican-prison-in-suitcase-after-conjugal-visit-125002789.html

CHETUMAL, Mexico—Police say a woman was caught trying to sneak her common-law-husband out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase following a conjugal visit.

A spokesman for police in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo says staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.

Spokesman Gerardo Campos said Monday that prison guards checked the bag of 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona and found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position.

Ramirez is serving a 20-year sentence for a 2007 conviction for illegal weapons possession.

[RoadRunner]

Portable hubby. Weenie on wheels.

[Brokenbad]

How embarassing.

Didn't she know it would be obvious as hell dragging a bag that weighs over 100 pounds behind her?

She had to go down stairs and stuff too.

[Dpantherman]

Should have at least tried a rolling bag.

[Brokenbad]

Should have at least tried a rolling bag.

A spokesman for police in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo says staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.

Affirmative.

[Dpantherman]

ahhh...oh well.

[LifeisaGarden]

I don't see what the big deal is. I carry my man in my purse all the time.

[Miaoww]

So I assume she's getting a long prison sentence for this?

[teeray]

I only carry my chihuahua in my man purse.

[4Corners]

[charlotte49er]

I don't see what the big deal is. I carry my man in my purse all the time.

That's not a man, it's called a dildo sweetie. And don't cross the border of Alabama with it, or else they will arrest you.

Of course, I had an ex-girlfriend who tell me if her's had a working tongue, she wouldn't need me at all! :eek:

[LifeisaGarden]

That's not a man, it's called a dildo sweetie. And don't cross the border of Alabama with it, or else they will arrest you.

Of course, I had an ex-girlfriend who tell me if her's had a working tongue, she wouldn't need me at all! :eek:

Fortunately, I've never had the "pleasure" of needing to own one of those. ;)

Now if I were single that'd be a different story. I have threatened Dan with the copy dick thing though.

[dimbee]

Hey, ya gotta give his old lady credit for trying.