I took a bathroom break at a movie theater (true story)

[Brokenbad]

It started off like any standard bathroom break.

I walked into the bathroom and didn't notice anyone else.

I chose a stall, and quickly finished my normal urination.

I walked out of the stall and began to wash my hands.

A toilet flushes, and I turn to look at the person walking out of the stall.

It just so happened that the person using the stall was a female in her mid-20's.

I look around, trying to find a urinal that I can point to and tell this broad that she is using the men's toilet.

To my suprise, there were no urinals to be found.

This girls starts to shake her head like "Oh ok...." and then she bursts out lauging extremely hard.

She runs out of the batroom, laughing her fuging ass off.

I walk back to the theater and I enjoy the rest of my movie.

[OneBadassCat]

You should have told her your name was Pat.

[Grammer]

It started off like any standard bathroom break.

I walked into the bathroom and didn't notice anyone else.

I chose a stall, and quickly finished my normal urination.

I walked out of the stall and began to wash my hands.

A toilet flushes, and I turn to look at the person walking out of the stall.

It just so happened that the person using the stall was a female in her mid-20's.

I look around, trying to find a urinal that I can point to and tell this broad that she is using the men's toilet.

To my suprise, there were no urinals to be found.

This girls starts to shake her head like "Oh ok...." and then she bursts out lauging extremely hard.

She runs out of the batroom, laughing her fuging ass off.

I walk back to the theater and I enjoy the rest of my movie.

so the point of this story is that you're a guy and you sit down to pee?

[Brokenbad]

so the point of this story is that you're a guy and you sit down to pee?

I know you are just (poorly attemping to be) funny.

BUT, a "normal urination" in a stall for me is staning up, leaving the door wide the fug open, pissing a laser beam, and circling the toilet bowl as many times as I can before I run out of piss.

[ThaJackal]

poo happens

[Grammer]

I know you are just (poorly attemping to be) funny.

BUT, a "normal urination" in a stall for me is staning up, leaving the door wide the fug open, pissing a laser beam, and circling the toilet bowl as many times as I can before I run out of piss.

but how the fug did you not know there weren't any urinals? the only time you go stall is when all the urinals are taken

[Hawk]

I'm with return on this one...I never piss in a stall unless I really need to go and there's a line up at the urinal

[Brokenbad]

I'm with return on this one...I never piss in a stall unless I really need to go and there's a line up at the urinal

I have asked myself this question as well.

I almost always use a urinal.

This also happened a few years ago, and if I remember correctly I was in a rush and the bathroom had two entrances.

I mave have figured the urinals were by the other entrance since I did not see them right away.

[Hawk]

was hoping your story would end with either a sexual encounter in the women's bathroom or an arrest and night in jail with floppin

[Wither]

I dunno... I'm not really buying this story.

[Jangler]

normal urination? leg in toilet and piss down your leg?

[Wither]

normal urination? leg in toilet and piss down your leg?

So that is how you roll?

[Chaos]

thread is useless without pics. Oh, and if you're going to lie, at least say you took a nasty dump instead.

[TruCatzFan]

It started off like any standard bathroom break.

I walked into the bathroom and didn't notice anyone else.

I chose a stall, and quickly finished my normal urination.

I walked out of the stall and began to wash my hands.

A toilet flushes, and I turn to look at the person walking out of the stall.

It just so happened that the person using the stall was a female in her mid-20's.

I look around, trying to find a urinal that I can point to and tell this broad that she is using the men's toilet.

To my suprise, there were no urinals to be found.

This girls starts to shake her head like "Oh ok...." and then she bursts out lauging extremely hard.

She runs out of the batroom, laughing her fuging ass off.

I walk back to the theater and I enjoy the rest of my movie.

GRITS... Is that you?????