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Spot on Dtan's first annual QB rankings


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You want spot on? Dan became a Falcons fan because of Vick. He is still a Vick fan and barely a Falcons fan. He is our version of a dumbed down TRD, in his regards to Ryan. Matt Ryan should is a top 15 QB.

Your sig is disgusting.

Clean up your act.

We need to improve the decorum around here.

Is this not a family friendly board?

Too much nudity in avatars, obscenity in the sigs, and profanity in the posts.

We're better than this, folks.

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simply awful

Don't like hearing the truth about your regressing QB?

Here's something to throw in your gumbo.

Why did he throw 20 picks last year?

Why did he have a lower QB rating than MATT RYAN? :eek::eek::eek::eek:

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NO ROOKIES INCLUDED

Tier 1: The Elite

1) Michael Vick, PHI- The most electric player in football. When healthy, he is unstoppable.

2) Aaron Rodgers, GB- "The White MV7"

3) Tom Brady, NE- Not as mobile as you'd like, but a great decision maker with an excellent arm

4) Peyton Manning, IND- Ditto

5) Philip Rivers, SD- Most accurate guy in the league, yet still makes big plays (take note "Matty Ice"!!)

6) Ben Roethlisberger, PIT- Big, strong, and clutch

Tier 2: Notch Below Elite

7) Drew Brees, NOR- Regressing at an alarming rate. I will have fun on "Saint Report" this year

8) Josh Freeman, TB- Tremendous young talent. Best QB in NFCS by end of year

9) Tony Romo, DAL- I know you hate him, but the guy can play

10) Matt Schaub, HOU- WHY DID WE TRADE THIS GUY?

Tier 3: Solid

11) Matt Cassell, KC- Smart and capable but not spectacular.

12) Eli Manning, NYG – What happened?

13) Jay Cutler, DEN- 2nd best arm in game. Worst attitude. Roll the dice here.

14) Vince Young, PHI- Diverse array of skills and a proven winner.

15) Joe Flacco, BLT-"OH-VER-RA-TED" (clap clap, clap clap clap)

16) Kyle Orton, DEN- Underrated and on a terrible team, he still posted 3600 yards and 20 touchdowns in 13 games

17) Sam Bradford, STL- An accurate, smart passer. Rivers 2.0

18) Matt Ryan, ATL-Lack of any deep ball whatsoever and choke jobs in playoffs have everyone outside of Atlanta wondering.

19) David Garrard, JAC- Very solid. More mobile than he gets credit for

Tier 4

20) Carson Palmer, CIN- If he comes back

21) Jon Kitna, DAL- Oldie but a Goldie

22) Ryan Fitzpatrick, BUF- Good, solid QB

23) Mark Sanchez, NYJ- Let's cut to the chase. "Sanchise" sucks.

Tier Five

24) Kevin Kolb, ARZ- Am I the only one not sold on this guy? Yeah he lit us up, but he had the most favorable WR/CB matchup imaginable. I think you guys pulled off a heist in your trade.

25) Donovan McNabb, MIN- Over the hill.

26) Matthew Stafford, DET- Injury waiting to happen.

27) Chad Henne, MIA- Painful to watch.

28) Colt McCoy, CLE- Showed upside

29) Jason Campbell, OAK- Scared in the pocket

30) Alex Smith, SF- Plain ole' bad

31) The Golden Calf of Bristol- If his name was "John Smith," he would be in the CFL by now.

32) Jimmy Clausen- Scared, inaccurate, and dumb. Not the best of combinations

ROOKIE RANKINGS

1. Cam "Computer Repair" Newton- has the potential to be another MV7

2A. Ryan "6'7" Eminem" Mallett. Slower than Grady Jackson coming out of Golden Corral, but a good QB.

2B. Jake "1 year of college cost me 50 million" Locker- Great arm, faster than Grady Jackson going into Golden Corral

3. Blaine "Barbie Doll" Gabbart- Gonna be average

4. Andy "Tony the Tiger" Dalton- He'll have owner Mike Brown "seeing red."

5. Christian "Should have been a 5th rounder" Ponder- Dear God....:shocked::shocked::shocked:

This is just a post he had on the EMB, note his reference to Kolb. He posted it, hoping to gain the favor of the Eagles fans, so he might not get banned as quickly.

He then added the 'rookie' class to gain your favor.

Gawd...I fugging hate this guy

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I don't think Vick is T1 yet, and Big Ben certainly isn't if you Brees isn't.

I also am not sold on Schaub in your t2 group... I think he has to take some bigger steps first, he's certainly prolific though.

I... agree with a disturbingly large number of your relative placements, if not exact order of ranks (aka I think your 5 tier groupings are largely spot on save for what I mentioned).

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This is just a post he had on the EMB, note his reference to Kolb. He posted it, hoping to gain the favor of the Eagles fans, so he might not get banned as quickly.

He then added the 'rookie' class to gain your favor.

Gawd...I fugging hate this guy

Wrong again.

I posted the Kolb comment because that is what I believe.

And I posted the new "Rookies" category because I know the panthers fans would appreciate my insight on their rookie.

There was no need for that section on the Eagles' board.

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not a bad list in terms of "tiers", but Rodgers is the best QB in the league and I don't even think it's arguable anymore. Like it or not, postseason play is what separates the "wow he's really good" from the great. Rodgers is damn near perfect in postseason play. As a QB he's about as good as you can get as a passer with insane mobility(not Vick-like, but no one is).

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^^^ what do you expect? it's a what have you done for me lately league, and lately Tom Brady and Manning have poo the bed in the playoffs while Rodgers has been lights out in his past two postseason's(he lost his first game but he had an incredible game and had a 21point comeback to force overtime).

Brees also threw a million interceptions last year and lost to a team with a sub .500 record lmao

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