Deep thoughts with Hawk

[Hawk]

is it just me...or...do you find when you have to take a dump, but there's a delay...perhaps you need to get home first, or there's someone already in there...when you finally get to go, you have an enormous, bowel emptying crap?

would it be better for you to force yourself to delay all your craps, just to make them more complete?

[OneBadassCat]

I've heard it's the opposite actually. You should fart or sh1t immediately once your body feels it. That way you aren't keeping toxins in your body for any longer than you have to.

[sharkman]

Out with the old and in with the new I've always heard. No need to delay the process. However, on those days that multiple trips are required I'd prefer the hold it and wait method. Harsh TP from the cheap corporate budgets doesn't really make for a fun trip if twice or more is a possibility.

Reminds me of one of the best threads of all time on here - Wet Wipes. Was great for many good laughs. Didn't it make it into some hall of fame that has since gone away?

[Hawk]

ah yes...the wet wipes...nothing says happy like a wet wiped ass!

and I'm not talking major delays...just a few minutes is all it seems to take

[88 Bronco]

Your igloo only has one toilet?

[Hawk]

one indoor...lots of outdoor

[Squirrel]

Wouldnt it freeze once exposed.

[Hawk]

ya...thats when you pick it up and throw it at your neighbor's igloo

[Dpantherman]

[Mvp2014]

Yea I remember when Trick daddy had a moist toilet paper roll on MTV Cribs.. I thought that was pretty gangster

[Hawk]

I'm thinking there's big money in inventing an automatic toilet paper moisterizer/heater!

[Dpantherman]

Wiping your ass in general is an inconvenience

[MikeMGM]

Its like making cupcakes, Let it bake

[Jangler]

Wiping your ass in general is an inconvenience

try to play tic tac toe.